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Paper Towel Rich

When you’re definitely not rolling in money, but you feel like a big spender because you’re tearing off three or four paper towels at a time to handle a tiny spill. This is the kind of rich where you’re not counting sheets, you’re just living that lavish life with extra absorbency.
Alex: "Whoa, are you seriously using four paper towels for that little coffee drip?"

Jordan: "Yeah, I’m paper towel rich now. I don’t have to play it safe with just one anymore."

Alex: "Dang, living the high life, I see!"
by The Josh Speaks November 4, 2024
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Column Rich

Being so wealthy that the massive weight of your house needs to be supported by large columns, beams or arches. Columns may be used as a purely decorative element to display ones immense wealth and completely unnecessary for structural purposes.
Did you see his new home in Beverly Hills? That boy is column rich. I bet there's a tennis court in the backyard.
by Norms K January 13, 2014
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Rich twat

This is when a man or woman has so much money that it loses its value and they have no need for it. They also choose to flex upon all their company but they are usually very kind to the people around them and will ordinarily be charitable with their money.
Bill: hey you how Theo is such a rich twat.
Alex: yeah but he is very nice with it
by Xxx.ultimatebigdickmcgee.xxX December 4, 2019
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Rich Girl

You're a rich girl, and you've gone too far
'Cause you know it don't matter anyway
You can rely on the old man's money
You can rely on the old man's money
It's a bitch girl but it's gone too far
'Cause you know it don't matter anyway
Say money, but it won't get you too far
Get you too far
And don't you know, don't you know
That it's wrong to take what is given you
So far gone, on your own
You could get along if you try to be strong
But you'll never be strong 'cause
You're a rich girl, and you've gone too far
'Cause you know it don't matter anyway
You can rely on the old man's money
You can rely on the old man's money
It's a bitch girl and it's gone too far
'Cause you know it don't matter anyway
Say money, but it won't get you too far
Get you too far
High and dry, out of the rain
It's so easy to hurt others when you can't feel pain
And don't you know that a love can't grow
'Cause there's too much to give, 'cause you'd rather live
For the thrill of it all, oh
You're a rich girl, and you've gone too far
'Cause you know it don't matter anyway
You can rely on the old man's money
You can rely on the old man's money
It's a bitch girl and it's gone too far
'Cause you know it don't matter anyway
Say money, but it won't get you too far
Say money, but it won't get you too far
Say money, but it won't get you too far
Get you too far
And you say
You can rely on the old man's money
You can rely on the old man's money
You're a rich girl, a rich girl
Oh, you're a rich, rich girl yeah
Say money, but it won't get you too far, oh
by Death Menace May 17, 2023
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Reborn Rich

when you marry into a rich family or start dating a rich person

suddenly have a lot of wealth, but have lived the broke lifestyle
“How does Christina all of a sudden have all this money?”

“She’s reborn rich,”
by socialitefiles November 16, 2022
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rich money

Enough money to buy all the frills in life.
Ricky pulled out his wallet and it was full of rich money.
by Pmdono April 22, 2018
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iPhone rich

When sad people feel poor so they mistakenly buy an iPhone to look rich.
"Bret was embarrassed about being poor so he bought an iPhone because he heard they make you look rich. He's feeling rich now that he's iPhone rich."
by Vicky Vegas May 16, 2020
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