October 27

National throw your friend named Ian down a flight of stairs

Person: it’s october 27th...

Ian: Shit

by Homosexuality October 27, 2019

October 32

The last day of October celebrated by the lowest of all IQs.

mother: happy october 32
you: big brain

by epicgamerhahah October 28, 2019

October 32

It’s a date guys make up so they don’t fail no nut november

Guy 1: “i just busted the fattest nut”
Guy 2: “you already failed no nut november?”
Guy 1: no it’s October 32”

by livnich November 1, 2019

October 5

This is the day the biggest foodies are born on. Extroverts, class clowns and the Aunty of their friend groups are born on this very day. Not gonna lie but people born on the 5th October are really hot ;) Quite insecure people, I must say. They can be very studious and playful at the same time.

Someone born in October 5: “I don’t like how I look :(”
Everyone else: “You’re insecure, don’t know what for”

by keehoho August 31, 2020

october 3rd

the day the most hottest/sexiest/thiccest person was ever born.

hey it’s october 3rd, that’s when caylee was born, she’s so cool

by october 3rd October 3, 2020

October 7

Kiss your gf/bf

Kiss your bf or gf because it’s October 7th

by ĪheUrbanDictionary October 6, 2020

October 27: Drop all your toxic friends day

Drop all the toxic people in your life and call them out for it

October 27: Drop all your toxic friends day

by No one27273737 October 27, 2020