Nipple Riders

Pants that are pulled up unusually high so as to nearly touch the wearer's nipples

My grandfather wearing some sweat nipple riders

by Smarmy McQueasy June 5, 2014

Nipple beans

Evidence of domestication throughout Turkey circa 9500 bc led to a traditional incorporation of this versatile legume into middle eastern culture as a culinary staple.

Owing to its obvious physical appearance of a petite areolar, initial naming of the nipple bean was purportedly focused on subduing sexual urgency of Iranian men, who at the time were widely known for a generous slow cooked meat diet, lacking any fibrous input.

This had an immediate impact on teenage frustrations between sexes, complimented by a marked improvement in digestive health.

To promote marital modesty, the nipple bean would later be crushed and prepared as a paste, known today as hummus.

Moe-G: I can’t stand nipple beans in my casserole!

Moe-F: Dont you mean chickpeas?

Moe G: Yes, the beans with the nipple, those ones.

by The phantom tanner May 6, 2022

Jiggle Nipples

The act of a female motor boating a male during ejaculation.

"After a long day at work, I enjoy a healthy dose of jiggle nipples"

"Hey Becky, after we finish our cereal can I get some jiggle nipples?"

by Brother Wumbo December 15, 2019

Orange Nipple

The part of some oranges where one part extends out like a nipple

Jimmy: Hey dude this orange has an orange nipple
Brad: YOUR MOM HAS A ORANGE NIPPLE!
Jimmy: ...

by The Correct Answer October 13, 2016

nipple hustle

One who does whatever neccessary to see lots and lots of nips. All shapes, colors ,and sizes are acceptable.

Aaron is taking us to Hooters to nipple hustle, he knows the manager and they always turn the a.c all the way down..do you want to come with?

by Meg&Aaron June 30, 2021

nipple of the boob

To be the one seeking to be the centre of attention. An attention seeker.

Stop being the nipple of the boob.

by Wordcrafter3000 February 11, 2019

Nipple Licker

Someone who has sexual feelings for their sibling.

Why does Stephanie talk to her sister like that. She’s such a nipple licker.

by anonymous September 6, 2023