moose tracking

Moose tracking can mean one of two things

1) A fat woman bounces on the ground leaving the imprint of her moose knuckle.

2) A fat chick is in a gang bang and she sits on all the guys faces in a line and you can tell where shes been by the number of gasping men.

1) I was trekking through the forest upon which I found moose tracks. After I followed them for a bit I happened upon a golden hair 5'2" 500 lb shela majestically moose tracking.

2) I was in a mad orgy the other day bro and this fatty mcfatterson started moose tracking. I swear man I couldn't breath for a solid minute and the other dudes were gasping for breath or unconscious maybe even dead.

by Herpderp4269 October 17, 2014

i smell a moose

A common phrase said when it is snowing outside, typically said in southern states (where people don't actually smell moose)

(Guy1)"Hey man, I smell a moose!"
(Guy2 reply)"Get all the milk, eggs, and bread you can! They are callin' for a half inch tonight!"

by ILoveYouMeghan-WBM February 18, 2015

A Wise Moose

A Wise Moose (Proper Noun) One who has reached maximum level of faggotry. To be a wise moose you must major in memeology from the college of 4 chan.

Yo man, I was about to bust a nut on that bitch but then you came in the room, you are a fucking A Wise Moose!

by Apex Mango April 7, 2015

moose bone

Obnoxiously loud sex between two Canadians during the dead months of winter

To pass the time during winter my aunt and uncle moose boned in their cabin up in the forests of Toronto

by KnobCobbler October 12, 2015

moose bone

Obnoxiously loud sex between two Canadians during the dead months of winter

To pass the time during winter my aunt and uncle moose boned in their cabin up in the forests of Toronto

by KnobCobbler October 12, 2015

moose bone

Obnoxiously loud sex between two Canadians during the dead months of winter

To pass the time during winter my aunt and uncle moose boned in their cabin up in the forests of Toronto

by KnobCobbler October 12, 2015

moose bone

Obnoxiously loud sex between two Canadians during the dead months of winter

To pass the time during winter my aunt and uncle moose boned in their cabin up in the forests of Toronto

by KnobCobbler October 12, 2015