Michael Jackson was an extraordinary entertainer and visionary and a gifted musician who, unfortunately, was also the target of human evil. Despite giving so much pleasure to the world through his music and humanitarianism, he was wildly successful and rich, thereby drawing to himself charlatans, hucksters and just plain ol' greedy bastards—most of whom were members of the media. Jackson was also surprisingly shy, which explains why he didn't bare his private life to the world, thereby leaving him vulnerable to destructive tabloid speculation and ugly gossip. Ultimately, Jackson will go down in the annals of music history as one of the greatest entertainers who ever lived, as well as a kind and generous human being. I wish his well-raised children nothing but good memories.
by LibelFreeZone December 10, 2012

When somebody says or does something so sped and/or lazy that it rivals the actions of Sir Michael Grxyyy
Sir Michael Grxyyy -- "Why download Adobe when I can use the Youtube Video Editor"
Ant The BIG D -- "That's a real Michael Moment"
Sir Michael Grxyyy -- "What do you meeeannnn... whatever I don't care simple *duh dun*"
Ant The BIG D -- "That's a real Michael Moment"
Sir Michael Grxyyy -- "What do you meeeannnn... whatever I don't care simple *duh dun*"
by middle nut December 31, 2019

The founder and singer of the Best Band ever Vampires Everywhere. He's Evil, Beautiful and can sing, what a dangerous combination.
by Undead_georgia December 26, 2011

by cbt000 June 30, 2021

Michaels dog has been touched inappropriately by his owner Michael Cascio. The dog is forced into many things including licking jelly off of Michaels toes. Michaels dog is even forced to shower with Michael.
by Jdog6474747848585849; May 7, 2020

Michael-Jay is an amazing subject , It loves and cares for everything even though humans take advantage.
It has a heart of gold.
It will kill for you.
It will never betray your trust.
It tends to forget things It told you.
If a person hurts someone it cares about stand clear because it will retaliate!
It only cares for you when in bed.
It will love you fairly.
Don't take it for granted!
It has a heart of gold.
It will kill for you.
It will never betray your trust.
It tends to forget things It told you.
If a person hurts someone it cares about stand clear because it will retaliate!
It only cares for you when in bed.
It will love you fairly.
Don't take it for granted!
I love Michael-Jay
by Barbie_Babe January 6, 2012

the m'f'ing G.O.A.T.
1985 ROY.
1988 defensive player of the year.
3 time all-star mvp.
10 scoring titles.
6 finals mvp's in 6 championships.
1987, 1988: the dunks. champion.
1988 defensive player of the year.
3 time all-star mvp.
10 scoring titles.
6 finals mvp's in 6 championships.
1987, 1988: the dunks. champion.
by yawn February 6, 2004
