matt M

gay boy with a jewish background cant get any chiki babes his jealous about how much zac and brad get the laaadies ;)

hey im matt m aND IM le jew wanna make babis

by monkeys uncle August 09, 2012

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matt king

A short boy with a little chode. He is also known for being fat and his nickname is fatboy. Chicken god feels bad for him because he becomes a transgender on a full moon so he can't jerk off at that time of the month. Matt king is not know for manipulating chicken but is very skinny when he cums in the plastic bottle

Joe doman can be such a matt king when hes around the chicken sometimes

by Chicken God May 27, 2016

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Matt Vicious

One of the sickest players the world's ever seen.

Damn that dudes <i>vicious</i> mayne.

by Matt Peters August 15, 2005

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matt corvin

A piece of shit who tried to profit off of people’s fear of the coronavirus by hoarding hand sanitizer and trying to sell it for profit.

I may be an awful person but Atleast I’m not Matt Corvin.

by A cool frog March 16, 2020

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Matt Katz

The funniest man you will ever see perform...IN SUNGLASSES. He plays not one, but TWO instruments. Hell, what's one worth if you're not playing the other at the same time?...while eating pie, juggling guitar picks, and doing other desperate attempts to get the audience to like you. Never takes off his leather jacket. Also a synonym for cuntcork.

Steve: (to Jim) Do you like jazz music?

Jim: No. That's for gays.

Steve: (To Tom) Do you like jazz music?

Tom: Do I look like a French Polynesian to you?

Steve: (To Charlie) Do YOU like jazz music?

Charlie: Eh...it's alright...if I were a QUEER.

Steve: (To the class) Does ANYONE like jazz music?

Matt Katz:(And no one else) I do.

Steve: (To the class) Anyone at all?

Matt Katz: Yea I do!

Steve: (To the class) So NO ONE likes jazz music?

Matt Katz: What do I look like to you?

Steve: (To Matt) A gay. Ok, so no one likes jazz music. Case closed.

by Michael Romero February 09, 2008

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