Canadian Moose Sled

A sex position in which the male is riding the female from behind(like a sled) but the male is simultaneously ramming her anus(like a moose) with his hands in the shape of a cup where the bottom of the palms are together and the male proceeds to stretch the females anus until she submits by saying “what is this all aboat”(say it like a Canadian)

I performed a perfect Canadian Moose Sled last night on Taylor

by Cumjar December 2, 2020

Moose Chucker

A derogatory term for Canadians. From Canadia.

That Mountie was a total moose chucker. "Beaver crossing" my frozen, polite ass, eh.

by Generic User the Nth March 24, 2011

moose bone

Obnoxiously loud sex between two Canadians during the dead months of winter

To pass the time during winter my aunt and uncle moose boned in their cabin up in the forests of Toronto

by KnobCobbler October 12, 2015

Sober as a moose

Like completely sober. No substances in the body

“Yo bro are you drunk or something?”
“nah bro I’m sober as a moose”

by Eckerdislit53 November 21, 2020

Jumping Mooses

Jumping mooses originated from a girl called paige. Genuine animals that only cross her mind. Many people think this is a crazy rampage, serioulsy a jumping moose is brillinat. Just think about it and let the motion flow through your head.

paige; hey there a jumping mooses!
other; shit man thats some rad stuff

by PAY-G =] January 19, 2009

Moose man

A pedophile that is attracted to zoophiles

I met a moose man the other night, pretty cool dude

by Blonde_Pubes696969 January 6, 2022

Mooseing

The act of inserting both thumbs in the anus with fingers stretched out giving the ass "Moose antlers"

My penis was not big enough so I did some Mooseing with thumbs on both sides of my cock.

by The Clock Worker November 6, 2015