A little midget with a tiny penis. He has a cool gaming setup and sometimes pulls chicks but other than that a Logan is a logan.
by Magnum dong124 June 25, 2020
Get the Logan f mug.The practice of being heavily against anything to do with Logan, being Logan, or thinking about Logan. Annual holiday, called Abolish Loganism Day, celebrated November 7th.
Sometimes I see Logan and I just think to myself, “Man, I have to join Anti-Loganism so I can get rid of this dude!”
by sapphoe December 1, 2021
Get the Anti-Loganism mug.Stage III cancer trying to metastasize from a youtubeish state into the REAL celebrity world. It effects young minds by diluting their heads with sexual images and references that makes them think it is normal to see and hear this stuff at their age, which is destroying this generation and making low iq American citizens, that will end us up with an even more terrible president than Trump, possibly a president who would buy a fidget spinner just because someone everyone else has one, and also enjoys listening to Disney rap songs, and constantly masturbates in the white house. Also take note, this cancer will cause young adults to grow up and laugh at the deceased, and go to other countries disrespecting their culture resulting in a World War 3, which I hope I'll be dead before that happens.
Son: Mom! dad! I want to be like Logan Paul when I grow up!
Dad: What the hell is a Logan Paul? And why the hell do you have a boner!?Go to your room right now and play video games you're grounded.
Son: This sucks, my life sucks I want to kill myself, nobody understands the struggle!
Dad: What the hell is a Logan Paul? And why the hell do you have a boner!?Go to your room right now and play video games you're grounded.
Son: This sucks, my life sucks I want to kill myself, nobody understands the struggle!
by Poopee fingers August 9, 2018
Get the Logan Paul mug.An over-priviledged white kid from upper middle class suburbia who claims to a hard core gang banger and crime lord. Also an expert in all forms of street fighting and firearms.
by Jurgen Johanson May 12, 2009
Get the doing a logan mug.The act of:
1. Having the general appearance of a rat, with squinty eyes, the lack of a chin, and loving cheese cock.
2. Kissing the highest amount of ass possible to have "friends", even though they tell you everyday that you are a faggot and are going to slit your throat with Brandon's pocketknife.
3. Playing every sport known to man at the shittiest level, getting cut from the team, then updating your Myspace with the name "Soccer is my Life", when you were cut from the team because you could not run a goddamn mile without having to stop for a cum break.
1. Having the general appearance of a rat, with squinty eyes, the lack of a chin, and loving cheese cock.
2. Kissing the highest amount of ass possible to have "friends", even though they tell you everyday that you are a faggot and are going to slit your throat with Brandon's pocketknife.
3. Playing every sport known to man at the shittiest level, getting cut from the team, then updating your Myspace with the name "Soccer is my Life", when you were cut from the team because you could not run a goddamn mile without having to stop for a cum break.
Yeah, I played soccer for the high school, and I got cut, but soccer is my life, and I root for some faggot team that I saw when my dad turned the channel to ESPN.
Actually, that would make you a Logan Martin, you motherfucking chinless ass rat. Go fuck your brother Stuart Little in the ass, and you can give the sloppy seconds to Algernon.
Actually, that would make you a Logan Martin, you motherfucking chinless ass rat. Go fuck your brother Stuart Little in the ass, and you can give the sloppy seconds to Algernon.
by [Editor]Christian November 9, 2008
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