lazy-ely

The alternate, or next level down, to "leisurely activities". Lazy-ely non-activities.

I'm going to get some sun on this beautiful weekend day, get in some leisurely activities, then go home and do some lazy-ely non-activities like sitting on the couch Netflix'n..

by Inspktr April 13, 2024

Lazy Richard

A limp dick or flaccid penis.

After dinner Susan was all hot-n-bothered so she took him back to her place but all he could provide was a Lazy Richard. That son of a bitch!

by Red dirt Ranger April 17, 2024

lazy ovary

From Sex and the City, a lazy ovary is when either the left or right ovary is no longer functioning.

My OBGYN told me I have a lazy ovary.

by queen_dtx April 25, 2024

Lazy

You don't have a real job, your wife is a mid-west, and you're Jesus doesn't forgive you.

Hym "I'm not starting from scratch. I'll kill thier kids and spend eternity doing nothing like the lazy piece of shit that I am."

by Hym Iam April 30, 2024

lazy snickers

When your dick gets soft and a chick poops your dick out it resembles a limp lazy snickers

She was so ugly that the Viagra didn't even work it went soft and the b**** farted me right out of her a****** and my dick looked like a lazy Snickers covered up and caramel peanuts but it was just poop

by Dingofish May 15, 2024

Lazy

When a Person who just lays around on his fat ass all day, and doesn’t do Shit and usually is good for nothing!

Austin is so lazy that he won’t even wipe his ass once he’s done taking a fat shit

by Orlin6666 December 4, 2021

lazy savant

The funniest, sharpest, most acerbic, and most lazy troll. He is paradoxically extremely learned, the width and breadth of his knowledge is astounding. This savant can make you belly laugh and dazzle you with knowledge in esoterica subjects.

Each and every day, I hope and pray that Lazy Savant guy gets draped by a pack of neighbours

by Beaucoup de sentiments March 1, 2024