i am crying on the chicken

When something is really incredible, when there are no other words to describe the situation

Minecraft is such a good game bro I am crying on the chicken...

by vizelt April 23, 2024

I am unavailable

When someone is not available, they are busy

I am unavailable because I am petting alpacas

by Wifi Goes Die November 20, 2020

am i blind

when you read/ see something that is so bad you can feel cancer forming so you need to make sure your not blind in which case yes. yes you are

man 1: lets have gay sex no homo tho
man 2: oh full homo
you: its time to stop (running away when there nude)
you: double check ok google am i blind
phone: blind is when you are unable to unsee the seen
you: reads this... so i am blind good to know

by the blind master September 26, 2018

I am the 1%

Are you rich? Are your mummy and daddy paying for your weird shenanigans? Well then, you are the 1% and probably are snorting coke of a strrippers ass.

My life us great. I have the wealth, the power and resoect. I am the 1%.

by HawksKender October 16, 2017

The less I participate in worldly things, the HAPPIER I am.

1. Self explanatory
2. Enlightenment,,,healing,,,self help.

-good luck losers.

WOW Joe,,,pop culture is GARBAGE. I know,,,The less I participate in worldly things, the HAPPIER I am.

by XLNT Eagle February 09, 2023

What am I supposed to do with you

An endearing sentence, used when you might not be able to keep the conversation going? I’d like to say it’s when you love someone so much you don’t know what to do with it.

“What am I supposed to do with you, love?”

by arcticgoose🦎 April 03, 2024

i just am

Your too lazy aint ya?

Teacher:What wrong
Kid:i just am

by Linteokit2 September 20, 2021