Fantasy football snakes are the lowest of the low. They are the guys who take advantage of drunken transactions and trick first-year players into making questionable trades, all for the betterment of their team.
Snake traders usually begin the fantasy football season strong, but shortly enough karma catches them and their team begins to dismantle until they fall just shy of playoffs.
Snake traders usually begin the fantasy football season strong, but shortly enough karma catches them and their team begins to dismantle until they fall just shy of playoffs.
Victim: "Hey man! What do you think about this trade Yusef convinced me on? I'll give him Darren Waller for one of his defenses and the starting kicker for the Bengals! Pretty good trade right?!"
Bystander: " Are you kidding me? That is a horrible trade. Do NOT take that trade. Geez... Yusef is such a fantasy football snake. I bet he's lurking the waiver wire too for drunken mistakes. Unreal!!"
Bystander: " Are you kidding me? That is a horrible trade. Do NOT take that trade. Geez... Yusef is such a fantasy football snake. I bet he's lurking the waiver wire too for drunken mistakes. Unreal!!"
by Hectorino November 26, 2021
Get the Fantasy Football Snakemug. FOOTBALL IS THE MOST MANLIEST FUCKING SPORT EVER! EVERYTIME A PLAYER CATCHES A FOOTBALL, IT MAKES YOU SHIT YOUR PAAANTS! EVERY THURSDAY, SUNDAY AND EVEN MANLY MONDAY! THERE IS A NEW GAME IN THE ROUGH HOUSING BONANZA WE CALL FOOTBALL! AAAAAAAHHHHH, I FEEL THE ADRENALINE FROM JUST TALKING ABOUT FUCKING FOOTBALL! POP OPEN YOUR TOSTITOS AND BEERS MEN BECAUSE FOOTBALL IS THE SHIT!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
WOMEN CAN LIKE FOOTBALL TOO! UUUUUUUUUUUH YEEEEEEEEEEEAH!
FOOTBALLKING IS OUT!
WOMEN CAN LIKE FOOTBALL TOO! UUUUUUUUUUUH YEEEEEEEEEEEAH!
FOOTBALLKING IS OUT!
MAN 1: HEY!
MAN 2: WHAT?!?
MAN 1: READY TO WATCH THE FOOTBALL GAME!
MAN 2: DAMN STRAIGHT!
MAN 1: WOOOOOOO-
MAN 2: WOOOOOOOOO
MAN 1: POP OPEN THOSE BUD LIGHTS!
MAN 2: OOOOOOOH SHIIIIIIIT!!!
MAN 2: WHAT?!?
MAN 1: READY TO WATCH THE FOOTBALL GAME!
MAN 2: DAMN STRAIGHT!
MAN 1: WOOOOOOO-
MAN 2: WOOOOOOOOO
MAN 1: POP OPEN THOSE BUD LIGHTS!
MAN 2: OOOOOOOH SHIIIIIIIT!!!
by Mariachi_Lobster December 2, 2021
Get the FOOTBALLmug. by Quinn2772 April 20, 2022
Get the Footballmug. Poobatty-Football it the sport, played around a poobatty-ball court. Players must stand AROUND THE OUTSIDE of the court and kick the ball being used over the poobatty-net. The ball must bounce once within the other teams half before reaching players of the other team who then have 4 touches (max one per player) and as many bounces (on or off the court) as is necessary before returning the shot. If a team fails to return a shot with 4 touches then the round is lost. Scoring is the same as tennis with points, games, sets and matches, a team can only win a game by two clear points.
Whats the Poobatty-Football World Championships score? GBR are winning by 3 sets 2 games and a point.
by THE_TRAIN July 2, 2011
Get the Poobatty-Footballmug. A game between friends where each take turns snatching the tails of furries, and running away as fast as possible. Some may keep the tails as trophies.
“You on for a game of flag football?”
“I’ll take the one with the green hair, you get the one with the blue.”
“I’ll take the one with the green hair, you get the one with the blue.”
by dah pay October 20, 2021
Get the Flag Footballmug. The act of inserting your clitterous into a man's penis whole while prying the penis whole open with chopsticks. This is all occurring during a fantasy football draft.
by Myqe the Rappist September 3, 2018
Get the fantasy footballmug. When an obese 15 year old smokes some crack and starts believing that they're both gangster and anorexic. Usually results in a Barbie bonfire.
by bogosuperelf November 21, 2020
Get the Football Flynnmug.