digital-bureaucracy

The complex, frustrating system of rigid forms, automated decision trees, and faceless interfaces that governs our interactions with online platforms. A modern form of red tape where every click feels like paperwork and every fix is hidden three menus deep. Common in online marketplaces, customer service portals, and government websites.
“I just wanted to update my address, but eBay’s digital-bureaucracy made me verify my identity with a pigeon and a moon landing certificate.”
by Gumtree Terry May 8, 2025
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Digital rontootjojo

The act of having a JoJo do a toot and sensually blow the cloud into rons swamp ass as he hacks your phone or vice versa a Ron will snort a toot off Jo jos swamp ass while she resets her phone
A digital rontootjojo is scarier than the human centipede ps what's your WiFi
by Rontootjojo July 14, 2023
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Digital blackface

Non-Black people using memes/gifs/sound effects of Black people reacting to react to stuff.
Digital blackface is a modern form of racism.
by Beyhive-StarWarsFan June 23, 2022
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Digital Dick-Fuck

When all you do is stare at a computer screen for 16 hours a day, and then sleep for 8, rinse-repeat, and then think this justifies your human value, but in actuality, just makes you an anti-social fuck boy, who is most likely an incel and hangs out in dirty chat groups online talking about /b/ tard bull shit with your fake friends from ukraine.
Hey Chris, stop showing us your 3d rendered website that you made with just <div>'s, no one gives a fuck, go get a girlfriend you digital dick-fuck.
by DJ CHAD April 10, 2019
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Digital bath

Someone sneaks into the women’s bathroom while she’s showering and plugs up a toaster and throws it in her bath now you call that a “digital bath”
by Pink maggot June 28, 2021
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ten digits

Describing someone whose phone number isn’t saved as a contact in your phone.
Friend: how are things going with that guy you’re texting?

Me: he still only ten digits
by Kekefifi223 June 13, 2022
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