Ding-Chef

Passing a cook/chill or microwave meal or meals off as something you created yourself.

Dave wanted to impress Fiona so served a candle lit Ding-Chef meal for two.

Ian: How was that new gastro-pub?

Adam: Crap man! It was an all Ding-Chef menu...

by Townsman September 27, 2014

sming ding

A word for something you can't think of.

I hit her with a Sming Ding.
I couldnt find my Sming Ding.

by Spiroscheese January 18, 2017

Ding suppression

(noun) - A device worn on one's head to conceal male-pattern baldness when out and about amongst his peers (e.g. a hat) Particularly useful when around women.

("ding" as in "balDING")

hat scalp gross peacocking vanity

Insecure dude: "I don't want all the girls at the club to laugh at me when I hit on them tonight so I better cover that scalp up with some ding suppression."

Bro: "Wise choice bro!"

by PieIDemandPie July 08, 2013

Ringa-Ding

east Indians

I hate my ringa-ding goofy ahh friend teacher wolf hybrid student

by *+- Red -+* January 21, 2023

Ring A Ding

Ring a ding also known as ring ding is an extremely offensive slur directed at people of Indian decent (Southeast Asia). Often used to make fun of or humiliate these group of people.

I was walking the other day and I ran into a ring a ding. He smelled like sweet curry.

by BigBird9112 April 15, 2024

Ring A Ding

Ring a ding aka ring ding is an extremely offensive slur directed at people of Indian decent or those who speak Hindi. Often used to humiliate or make fun of people who described as such.

Today I ran into a ring a ding at the 7-eleven. He smelled like sweet curry.

by BigBird9112 April 15, 2024

Ding Xuan

She is a crazy woman and has a foot fetish, underwear fetish and likes spanking. She is very fast at running and hurdling and is also gay. She is wild and needs mental help.

John: oh is that ding xuan?
johnny: Yes! beware of her she is crazy bigg butt woman

by brusherrr January 02, 2022