close in

When you shut yourself in your room and bring all the food and entertainment you need for however long you'd like to stay. Taking showers is optional

Joe hadn't left his house in a week because he was doing a close in

by mettycandy November 29, 2019

The Bank's Closed.

When referring to kissing, denying the kiss of it's happening...

*Boy leans in for kiss*

Girl: Sorry, but the bank's closed.

by TheNewJoanRivers December 8, 2010

Fall Out of the closet Boy

an appropriate substitute for the bourgeois brokeback band commonly referred to as F.O.B.

"Aren't you jealous that I scored tix to the Fall Out Boy concert?"
"Do you mean Fall Out of the closet Boy?"

by Nicolette the Great May 5, 2006

coming out of the server closet

coming out of the server closet is when a nerd or geek that was in denial of being one admits to being a nerd/geek.

why wont billy admit he is a geek?

well clearly billy is still inside the server closet.

its time for him to be coming out of the server closet

by codew March 29, 2009

Closet Hoe

A woman who appears to be innocent and pure but is secretly a hoe thats in disguise.

Man Tina needs to stop fronting she is such a closet hoe.

by Bbro228 May 26, 2009

Closet Friend

A good Straight friend of a gay individual that is still in the closet. Tends to help the gay friend stay in the closet.

Enrique Iglesias was Ricky Martin's Closet Friend, he always knew Ricky was gay after watching him sing Livin' La Vida Loca... But decided to help him keep the secret.

Enrique: Ricky you are so gay, livin la what?

Ricky: Livin La Vida Loca Closeta Amigo! (Closet Friend!)

by Rossperot999 December 28, 2010

It was like pinging a fag doubt up a close

A phrase similar to " a hole like a wizards sleave " This is a scottish phrase so FAG is a cigarrete and a close is the stairways in a tenement building.

GUY 1 " So was she a good ride?? Did she have a sweaty baird??"
GUY 2 " No her beaver was massive , it was like pinging a fag doubt up a close"

by martin wright8888 October 20, 2008