Cake Room

Cake Room:
Noun
1. A room that contains a child's pool filled with cake.
2. A room to do sexual things in...that may include cake.

Hey bro did you restock the Cake Room.
Yo! you need to clean the cake room after using it man!

by alphapixel November 23, 2018

Poom Cakes

A cake made of Poomige

"OMG they're so Poom cakes... that cake is in the shape of a Poom lets all go shave our heads and worship it"

by Bluewave1989 August 28, 2008

cake statement

A statement which is much like the cake in Portal, meaning that it is a lie. These types of statements are common with CEOs, presidents, Toyota, Fox News, bankers, and evil supercomputers.

Toyota exec - We have finally fixed the unintended acceleration issues on all new Toyotas!
*Fresh off the line Prius smashes in*
Person - They always be makin' cake statements.

by oopsididntkillyouyet March 09, 2010

cake rinsed

when you go to buy drugs from some random off the internet and get left with a bag of salt

drug user 1 : "aww man, i went to score some gear and cake rinsed me"

drug user 2 : "i fucking drove 2 hours to suck this dudes cock for rock but this cunt cake rinsed me with a bag of salt"

by harry jnr January 21, 2021

Pum cake

Derived from the root pum , to blow hard faster and stronger than anyone else. A pum cake is the culmination of 4 or more males being blown harder faster and stronger than anyone else in the given vicinity.

There is nothing quite like a pum cake let me tell ya!

by Remember the jews January 24, 2020

Tube Cake

A big long fat turd. A massive shit.

I just dropped a tube cake that split my ass.

I left a tube cake sticking out of the water in there. Go check it out. It’s a work of art.

by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018

bangs cakes

Used to express excitement.

a: "I just won thirty bizzillion dollars!"
b: "Dude, that bangs cakes!"
a: "I know!"

by Jack's Fat Ass July 22, 2009