When someone exhales their vape into a bottle of vodka and makes the vodka bottle smokey. The end result is deer cake
Aidan made the best deer cake for allie when he exhaled his lemon ice puff par into the smirnoff bottle.
by Gohawks14 November 22, 2022
The cake of the gods, this cake is prepared by you and you alone. You must use your own smegma/dick cheese in order to craft this beautiful cake.
Step 1:The Harvest
Harvest and store smegma in your basement until you have at least 4 or more jars of pasty goodness
Step 2:Prepare
Empty your jars and gather the cheese. Then use your Strong and Vigorous hands and mold your man mayo into the shape of a Cake
Step 3:Feast
You can eat this particular cake with or without pubic garnish, eat it hot or eat it cold, on a plate or bowl, Hell eat it with your friends and family or maybe that special someone that you want to impress for Valentine's Day.
Step 1:The Harvest
Harvest and store smegma in your basement until you have at least 4 or more jars of pasty goodness
Step 2:Prepare
Empty your jars and gather the cheese. Then use your Strong and Vigorous hands and mold your man mayo into the shape of a Cake
Step 3:Feast
You can eat this particular cake with or without pubic garnish, eat it hot or eat it cold, on a plate or bowl, Hell eat it with your friends and family or maybe that special someone that you want to impress for Valentine's Day.
Mark-Alan this cakes tastes tangy
Alan-Dont worry its made with natural ingredients
Mark-what did you call this again?
Alan-Alans Tangy Smegma Cake
Alan-Dont worry its made with natural ingredients
Mark-what did you call this again?
Alan-Alans Tangy Smegma Cake
by Alan, World Renown pornstar November 24, 2020
"OMG they're so Poom cakes... that cake is in the shape of a Poom lets all go shave our heads and worship it"
by Bluewave1989 August 28, 2008
A statement which is much like the cake in Portal, meaning that it is a lie. These types of statements are common with CEOs, presidents, Toyota, Fox News, bankers, and evil supercomputers.
Toyota exec - We have finally fixed the unintended acceleration issues on all new Toyotas!
*Fresh off the line Prius smashes in*
Person - They always be makin' cake statements.
*Fresh off the line Prius smashes in*
Person - They always be makin' cake statements.
by oopsididntkillyouyet March 09, 2010
drug user 1 : "aww man, i went to score some gear and cake rinsed me"
drug user 2 : "i fucking drove 2 hours to suck this dudes cock for rock but this cunt cake rinsed me with a bag of salt"
drug user 2 : "i fucking drove 2 hours to suck this dudes cock for rock but this cunt cake rinsed me with a bag of salt"
by harry jnr January 21, 2021
I just dropped a tube cake that split my ass.
I left a tube cake sticking out of the water in there. Go check it out. It’s a work of art.
I left a tube cake sticking out of the water in there. Go check it out. It’s a work of art.
by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018
by Jack's Fat Ass July 22, 2009