Patrick lozano is the best athlete and he is the best at basketball and he always has the most shmoney
by Shmoneypattt November 20, 2023
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Me: Are you Dating a Patrick?
Her: Yes but the Relationship is horrible.
Me: Oh no, You better end it.
Her: Yes but the Relationship is horrible.
Me: Oh no, You better end it.
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