jack! end the beanstalk!

a pun from jack and the beanstalk
used in any context and it's meant to be funny

"so how does jack and the beanstalk go again?"
"oh it was like, jACK! END THE BEANSTALK! CHOP OFF ITS BIG ASS STALK PLEASE!"

by illusionations January 24, 2019

end my life

You are unhappy with your current set of circumstances. You want to escape your life and perhaps even start over.

She left me on read, end my life.

by Sojourner--- October 10, 2019

saddest happy ending

Jerking off during a Zoom meeting when you think your webcam is off.

That creepy writer is back on TV after jerking off during a Zoom meeting. It’s the saddest happy ending of all.

by baronvonnonsense July 27, 2021

Bloody happy ending

When you eat your partners pussy out until climax and you come up to realize you have a bloody nose covering your face and her pussy.

It was traumatizing for my wife but she got the bloody happy ending in the end.

by Tw1st3dV1sion April 22, 2023

Watch until the end

if a video says it then SKIP IT, if the video wasn't shit it would make you interested in the beginning and not waste 2 minutes of your already very limited life span,

idc what your video is if it's says "watch until the end" I'm not fucking watching it.

by Watch until the end May 6, 2022

its the end of the world

What people say when they have forgotten there homework or presentation on the bus.

1: ITS THE END OF THE WORLD WHERE IS MY HOMEWORK
2:HA HA YOUR DEAD!!
1: :'(

by WakkaRexo July 1, 2017

the world is going to end

a term used as an excuse to do whatever you want because on December 21, 2012 the world is supposed to come to an abrupt end

Jeremy: I wish i could go to the lake tomorrow but i have to work.
Sarah: Who gives a shit! the world is going to end!!

OR

Tammi: I wish i could go on vacation but i just can't afford it.
Sarah: Just spend the money... the world is going to end

lets be honest... if there world were going to end tomorrow would it really matter if you ran that red light? would it matter if you spent all your money that was supposed to be for monthly bills on hookers and blow? Just do whatever you want - who gives a f*ck...the world is going to end!!

by SeriouslySarah October 31, 2011