Ball Bobbing

Ball Bobbing

When Partner A puts their testicles in a container filled with water, Partner B then has to bob for them like apples

Marcus: Dude! Jessica bobbed for my balls like apples last night, was some total ball bobbing!
Jeff: What the fuck

by ieatfatballs March 8, 2024

indian sun balls

An Indian sunburn on your nuts, when you rub your hands back and forth on the ballsack until it gets a sunburn like tendernous

Jim “how did Alex get into the frat so easy”
Tom “every current member had to give him Indian sun balls by sliding there hands back in forth until he has a sunburn on his balls!”
Jim “sounds great when can I start!”

by Mandingolll January 10, 2018

Monkey Miami Ball Crusher

When you punch someone in the balls at mach 20 and devastate any dreams they have along side their bills at the hospital.
Most effective in cemeteries.

Holy SHIT!!! That guy got MONKEY MIAMI BALL CRUSHERED!!!
Did you hear about John? He got Monkey Miami Ball Crushed at the party, he's never gonna recover from that...

by The Miami Monkey January 17, 2022

Chucking balls

The act of emptying ones balls onto the face of a nearby hoe.

Erik was spent after chucking balls on your sister's eagerly awaiting face.

by VON SNOOZE July 16, 2016

ball pen theory

the Ball Pen Theory:the 珠珠 of ball pen can reduce friction, therefore can write more neatly, stop using 墨水筆 because our finger muscles have already degraded to one year old baby level

according to ball pen theory, the 珠珠of ball pen can reduce friction

by sin gui December 14, 2022

Puberty ball

A baseball fan who tries to secure a catch of a home run/foul ball, but drops it.

(in reference to a male's testicles dropping as they undergo puberty)

The dude in the stands who tried catching Judge's home run ended up with a puberty ball.

by Original Orangutans November 1, 2022

rest balls

if ur a gymnast you and only u can relate to jumping in a pit and getting foam all over u

i did 50 tuck jumps and i have rest balls all over me

by resi balls November 27, 2017