Spaghetti face

When you're overzealously eating out a girl on her period, covering your face in a combination of vaginally juices and period blood clumps.

"Man, I didn't know my girl started the rag last night and when I was done eating her out I had some serious spaghetti face!"

by ItsUrkel March 3, 2024

flint-faced hag

one ugly son of a bitch

DAMNNNNN LOOK AT THAT flint-faced hag, SHE SHOULD GET THAT CHECKED

by Mr.PantsySmarts January 5, 2023

Toddler face

The act of someone getting food on their face ( commonly around the mouth area), much like a toddler.

My dad got major toddler face after eating saucy ribs.

by snoutwash69 December 21, 2014

gay face

A person whos face looks unexplainably gay. Nothing to do with their personality or sexuality. They just naturally look like they would make out with someone of the same sex. Straight or not.

Frankie Grande, Key (SHINee), That one twink from ZeroBaseOne?, Most Love Is Blind contestants, Yves from LOONA, Luka Magnotta, Momo (TWICE), Ryujin (ITZY)

Nicholas Galitzine (guy with dick sucking lips DSL), Taemin (SHINee), Ethan Slater (spongebob), Lisa (BLACKPINK), Miya (GWSN), Cate Blanchett, Wolfcut Kim Minjeong (aespa) and Kendall Jenner

Pointing someone out in a crowd:

“You see that guy over there with gay face?”

“Yeah”

“Apparently his girlfriend broke up with him”

by bitchionknowchile March 22, 2024

Punch My Face

Dan Shaughnessy is an American sports writer, and while he writes for the Boston Herald, he seems to have a general hard-on for hating all Boston sports. Considered a clown by many other writers, and has "Punch My Face" written all over his.

It IS possible to have "Punch My Face" written on it. Just look at Dan Shaughnessy.

by Projectshadow January 19, 2022

Pussy face

When someone's mask is too tight, and you can see their lips through their mask.

Did you see her in the mask? She got major pussy face!!

by Swansong November 18, 2020