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national sex day

On June 14th you can have sex with whoever you want and get away with it
Just go to a party and tell people it’s national sex day.
by eat peen April 13, 2019
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National eat cheesecake day

This day is on September 9th, It is the one day of the year where you can literally eat any and all cheesecake.
National eat cheesecake day is an entire day where anyone can eat cheesecake until they can’t eat anymore. This day is on September 9th.
by Cheesecakeismybsf December 11, 2019
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national blowjob day

On april 19th every girl will give a man a bj taken or not!!
just pull the trousers down and get suckin!!
person 1- let me suck your dick

person 2- i have a girlfriend!
person 1- but it national blowjob day!!
by bananaman98 April 18, 2019
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national wank over ex day

on the 10th october every year it’s the time where u hunt down the nice photos ur ex sent you and have a great time to them and maybe even text her
happy national wank over ex day my favourite ex fancy sending send some nice photos baby
by hwggg October 9, 2025
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National Kiss Your Crush Day

On November 16, kiss your crush without context. They might be confused or mad but you had an excuse.
"Hey...It's National Kiss Your Crush Day...*kisses passionately*
by Shaqui11eOatmeal November 15, 2021
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National Füćk Your Boyfriend Day

Person 1: Babe do you know what day it is?
Person 2: Omg it’s feb 12 isn’t it?!
Person 1: Yeah it’s National Füćk Your Boyfriend Day :)
by ibeslangin February 2, 2021
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