A Honda Civic.
by stiffshifter October 7, 2009

Boy 1: "that gang of rejects keeps shitting in my toilet and it's getting on my nerves."
Boy 2: "yeah and soon this street will be on a pigs patrol if things don't settle down."
Boy 2: "yeah and soon this street will be on a pigs patrol if things don't settle down."
by grass_head February 13, 2020

Shit n' Ditch is the act of using the restroom at a restaurant, convenience store, drug store etc, and leaving right after you 'do your duty'. It's just meant as a pit stop to relieve yourself, and it often causes awkward stares with the employees working there, who know you're not going to buy anything. Sometimes you can't use a restroom because the facility might have it reserved for customers only. This would be considered an unsuccessful Shit n' Ditch, and you would have to find another place, quickly.
1. "Dude where were you?"
"Sorry, I did a Shit n' Ditch in the Chipotle across the street."
"Oh ok."
2. "Hey is there a restaurant around here? I need to do a quick Shit n' Ditch."
"Sorry, I did a Shit n' Ditch in the Chipotle across the street."
"Oh ok."
2. "Hey is there a restaurant around here? I need to do a quick Shit n' Ditch."
by inalavalamp August 29, 2012

Weak-minded, drug-addicted white trash from Southern Ohio who couldn't make a single good decision if their life depended on it.
by Scoot Rogers February 12, 2021

by HailCremety March 9, 2015

Any inconvenience of any magnitude.
by Jack Douglas69 December 9, 2019

The phrase when you can no longer hold it in and you just fucking run to the toilet. No time to waste you gotta go. This is the ultimate meanest shit of your life. At least 2 hour recovery period after. Then you gotta take a shower to clean up the mess.
by Chase masker shit July 30, 2022
