shitting in my toilet

creeping on one's Turf with the intent of causing issues.
Boy 1: "that gang of rejects keeps shitting in my toilet and it's getting on my nerves."
Boy 2: "yeah and soon this street will be on a pigs patrol if things don't settle down."
by grass_head February 13, 2020
mugGet the shitting in my toiletmug.

Shit n' Ditch

Shit n' Ditch is the act of using the restroom at a restaurant, convenience store, drug store etc, and leaving right after you 'do your duty'. It's just meant as a pit stop to relieve yourself, and it often causes awkward stares with the employees working there, who know you're not going to buy anything. Sometimes you can't use a restroom because the facility might have it reserved for customers only. This would be considered an unsuccessful Shit n' Ditch, and you would have to find another place, quickly.
1. "Dude where were you?"
"Sorry, I did a Shit n' Ditch in the Chipotle across the street."
"Oh ok."

2. "Hey is there a restaurant around here? I need to do a quick Shit n' Ditch."
by inalavalamp August 29, 2012
mugGet the Shit n' Ditchmug.

Appalachian shit monkey

Weak-minded, drug-addicted white trash from Southern Ohio who couldn't make a single good decision if their life depended on it.
Your out of work brother is such an Appalachian shit monkey!
by Scoot Rogers February 12, 2021
mugGet the Appalachian shit monkeymug.

Goku'd out a shit

When you need to take a massive dump really quickly and you go super sayain on that mother fucker.
dude i really need to get out of there so i just goku'd out a shit
by HailCremety March 9, 2015
mugGet the Goku'd out a shitmug.

Chase masker shit

The phrase when you can no longer hold it in and you just fucking run to the toilet. No time to waste you gotta go. This is the ultimate meanest shit of your life. At least 2 hour recovery period after. Then you gotta take a shower to clean up the mess.
Chase is playing MLB. Throws the damn mic and runs to the toilet. Chase masker shit.
by Chase masker shit July 30, 2022
mugGet the Chase masker shitmug.

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