NATIONAL SPIT ON HAIR DAY

National spit on hair day is on Friday April 19. Spit on hair all day. FRFR. START YELLING WHEN SOMEONE GETS SPIT IN THE HAIR.

OH SHIT SHE JUST SPIT IN HER HAIR AHHHH EVERYONE YELLS! NATIONAL SPIT ON HAIR DAY

by neksozkdkwiskwkmwmwkxixdi April 18, 2019

National grab ass day

On this day you are obligated to grab someones ass and if you don’t you are a failure

Stacey got mad because I grabbed her ass, but I explained to her it was National Grab Ass Day.

by Petteryettersketter November 24, 2019

National cheat on your man day

Today is a free pass to cheat on your man/husband JUST THIS ONCE!!

Defined by: July 9th is National Cheat on your man day!

by tacoboy67 July 9, 2025

National send nudes day

October 27, 2020 is national send nudes day. Snapchat or FaceTime nudes to with someone!

It’s National send nudes day, guess we should send nudes to each other!

by The Webster dictionary2020 October 27, 2020

National head day

You can give anyone head or you can receive head

" why tf are you sucking my d"

It's August 18 national head day
Oh then your next babe

by Moza24068 August 13, 2025

national ramen day

this day is january 4! its where everyone shits, eats, and breath ramen noodles. go CraZY nd StOOpid !

someone: "wow bitch its january 4th!"
other fucker: "yeah its national ramen day"

by leodardi October 25, 2019

NATIONAL JONAH WILL DAY

Day to give money to jonahwill cause he's swag

Oo it's NATIONAL JONAH WILL DAY I should give him my twitch prime

by Forbiddenem October 7, 2021