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Nasty, My Dog Wouldn't Eat That

usually spoken in a British accent, preferably essex, Nasty, my dog wouldn't eat that is an exclamation of disgust used when

1.the food served looks particularly unappetizing
2.some hypebeast comes to school thinking they look good but they really aren't
3. When you come in contact with (step in, touch by accident) a dirty substance such as mud.

When saying this phrase, it is key to blast in at the top of your lungs so everybody from New England to merry olde England can hear you.
Person 1: "Eww, are we having day old Mac & Cheese for lunch? Gross.
Person 2: (at maximum volume) "Nasty, My Dog Wouldn't Eat that!"
by Justinofsunnyskies January 16, 2020
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Muddy Dog

When two individuals are having raw anal doggy style. When the individual penetrating takes their penis out of the reciever’s anus there will be shit on the penis. The penatrator then grips their penis and slides their hand up the shaft to remove the shit. Once all the shit is on their hand they slap it on the back of the receiver.
Last night I gave your mum a muddy dog.”
Yesterday me and Kyle did muddy dog and my still smells of shit!”
by George Stanfield March 6, 2018
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K dog

“Bro I caught k dog stalking j boogs insta the other day🤫🤫”
by 😕🐐🐵 April 15, 2019
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Molly The Dog

The cutest dog you will ever meet. She is also my dog. MINE!!
Me: IF YOU HAVE NOT MET MOLLY THE DOG YOU ARE ALL THE WORST!!!
Friend: (Backs away) Okay....
by #MollyLove March 4, 2019
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ShoRt DoG

Rueda's TeAmMate..his 2ndEyes..She'S HIS MothafuknN Homeboi...
Short Dog (also known as Short Stacks) is a homeboi-like-female that is always running late asf but someone that is down ASF thatll look out
by "ShortStaks" August 4, 2022
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Dumb Dog

making a fool of oneself.
to show everyone how much of a reject you can be.
being the biggest loser by your actions.
to be everyones last choice.
proving to everyone that you're unerliabe & untrustworthy with any stupid act.
to be a worst of the bunch.
to show people that their parents made a mistake when they werent aborted.
That "dumb dog" just tried to gasllight me after they tried to impersonate and scam me that my indenity is their identity.

That "dumb dog" just tried to tell me how to do my job.
That "dumb dog" just broke 50 laws in 10 minutes.
The Dumn dog robbed a shop without a mask and dropped their ID.
If thats supposed to be a smart dog, that must be a "Dumb dog".
Justin Hammer compared to Tony Stark in Iron Man 2.
Biden just made himself a "Dumb Dog" by proving himself wrong with another lie that contradicts the rest of his lies.
The media is full of "Dumb Dogs", yesterday masks worked, the next day it doesnt work, the day after that everyone got fined for not wearing a mask.

The state gave that "Dumb dog" a license.
The "Dumb dog" doesnt know i saw what happened and know the truth.
"Dumb dog" is still trying to trick everyone.
"Dumb dog" reminded me why they're a "Dumb dog"
by thatstrash January 15, 2024
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Rida top dog

It’s an IDOT which is a dog but a humon.its a new spieces.The top dog.The tecnacal term for IDOT.
I am acting like a RIDA top dog.
by RIDA TOP DOG September 22, 2020
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