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Phantom Watch Syndrome

The feeling of wearing a watch despite not actually wearing it, this can come from being used to wearing watches. Not harmful in the slightest, just weird.
Ayo I feel something on my wrist?
There’s nothing there.
Ah, Phantom Watch Syndrome.
Jimmy I told you to stop using retarded definitions on urban dictionary.
by Keklord Supreme December 27, 2022
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Hire handicaps and watch them work

When your working on the jobsite, and your boss says “hire handicaps and watch them work” probably means your being a professional dumbass, and can’t do a simple task properly.
Hey jerry, can you help me cut down this tree? “Sure, I’ll grab the clippers!” (Boss) “hire handicaps and watch them work.”
mugGet the Hire handicaps and watch them workmug.

fuck watch

Two people who are flirting and seem to be interested in hooking up/having sex
Ethan and Samantha have been talking for a while... I'd say they're on fuck watch at this point.
by sIeVe_ February 28, 2019
mugGet the fuck watchmug.

Force Zero to watch Betilla's eyes day

On december 4 you can force @ reploidfrom21XX to watch Betilla NSFW and he cant do nothing about it
Tonight will be the force Zero to watch Betilla's eyes day
by Bass from au November 6, 2023
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Watch it

Hym "Watch it or what, bitch? The only thing you're about to watch is half your money leave your bank account you fucking idiot! HA! You're going to watch your kids half the time! Or less after that fucking video! Hahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam April 28, 2023
mugGet the Watch itmug.

Watching

I know. That was my initial complaint. That it affects my ability to meet my needs, form relationships, potentially affects people peripherally associated with me (in a Bud light kind of way where THEY might be punished for their association with me and then YOU narcissisticly punish THEM for associating with me).
Hym "Yeah, I told you that they were watching me. That was like my whole thing."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2023
mugGet the Watchingmug.

Watch the Stove

the debut EP album by food brand Hamburger Helper under the alias Helper.
Hamburger Helper drops Watch the Stove mixtape featuring Bobby Raps, DJ Tiiiiiiiiii
by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023
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