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cougar tube

A cougar tube is the dick of a man that is 10 years younger than a specific woman that is 40 and over.
I met this woman at a club and realized all she wanted was my cougar tube.
by Leftcoast3333 September 6, 2016
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Steak de la tube

A fine French cuisine involving a mans penis and white sauce, prefect for the ladies.
She ordered the “Steak de la tube” last night and came along a mistake known as my daughter.
by meat beat mania man August 30, 2020
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Tube Sockin

The act of usinging a tube sock full of stool to strike another with (usually while preforming anal sex ) to establish sexual dominance
Yo did ya here what happened in Pod 4C cell 157? Another Tube socking took place.
Damn I feel sorry for the clean up crew.
by JackAdamsBthatKnockin December 28, 2018
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butt tubing

Where two people put a tube in each other butts and fart. Sharing each other farts.
Yo me and my boyfriend bought this tube at Home Depot and then went out for Mexican and later we were butt tubing
by Fart master flash November 29, 2013
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Tube bladder

When you travel on the London underground and need to take a piss, knowing full well you can't get off until your stop
*8 stops to go*

Mate I've got tube bladder I might have to get off early maybe at Camden to take a slash
by Manchatlads January 22, 2021
mugGet the Tube bladdermug.

'tube

As in the ‘tube. It refers to YouTube in a lame way.
I’ll do my research on the 'tube!
by Bestof1990 May 11, 2021
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wipe tubing

The act of wiping the one's own anus while positioned on the seat of a toilet at the precise time of which video technology is being received by the individual via any of the five currently known senses (or any possible other sense not yet discovered/realized/invented by human kind) all while consciously inhibited by the chemical reaction produced in the brain of an individual by igniting the flowers' subatomic particles of the historically popular marijuana plant.
"Johnny! Take out the trash please." Said Johnny's Mother.

"Gimme a minute, Mom." Johnny explained. "I am wipe tubing!"
by Jakylnpsa August 2, 2017
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