Tim Jacobs

The man, the myth, the legend. He sees all and knows all, he is all powerful and all loving , in other words he is god.

Always living the ream!

Top quotes: 'Louis... glasses', 'James... spanner', 'Right C'MON then', 'Time for tea', Henry... phone'

James; Ahhh mate I've fucked my job...
Max; Better call Tim Jacobs then...
James; I wont tell him, he might scrap it...

by ebotnomed April 2, 2019

mitch/tim

The biggest dick names in the book.

His cock is so big, his name must be mitch/tim

by callmefear April 3, 2019

Tim

Gore blimey is this guy fat, I mean huge, enoumous, gigantic.
Also he is diabetic but has a tight ass and is very fat. This guy is huge, morbidly obese, fat, boulder like.

Guy: Fuck me that Tim gay is sooo fat
Anyone: you aren't wrong he is very morbid and horny

by Mich pike December 5, 2019

Tim

Tim- pejorative name for an Irishman.

Two shitfaced Tims just got kicked out of the bar and now they're fighting each other in the street.

by Seamus603 December 18, 2019

tim

a fucking dwarf

yo dude! you are a "tim"

by wallah458 September 24, 2019

Tim

Someone who creates both fear and joy within the hearts of many he is mainly is the weird annoying kid in the back of the class that no one trusts or cares about .

" hey what's that kid doing "
" oh he's just being tim"

by Yhtommit October 9, 2019

Tim bits

A living giant

Oh no it’s a Tim bits run

by Itjfjfjfj October 9, 2019