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Task Rabbit

A guy you call over after a long day or night that you just want to get between your legs and take care of you with no fuss.
I was crushing meetings all day in Chicago and had to entertain at dinner. By the time I got home, all I wanted was to call in my task rabbit and have him put me down.
by Mashpee Sal October 9, 2025
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Task Rabbit

A guy you call over after a long day or night that you just want to get between your legs and take care of you with no fuss.
I was crushing meetings all day in Chicago and had to entertain at dinner. By the time I got home, all I wanted was to call in my task rabbit and have him put me down.
by Mashpee Sal October 9, 2025
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rabbit r1

a strange little orange box of joy that does things.
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White Rabbit

I had a good job and by boyfriend loved me, then I heard the white rabbit calling
by Jalif November 13, 2025
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rabbit hole

A metaphorical term referring to an intense and often obsessive exploration of a specific topic on the internet that leads to unexpected and sometimes bizarre discoveries
Hey Pandas, what’s the deepest internet rabbit hole you’ve ever fallen into? Mine started with a simple cat video and ended with conspiracy theories about ancient civilizations!
by Emotional Cruiser November 15, 2025
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Cracking rabbits

To waste time, to be unproductive.
Isaac couldn’t finish his job because he was cracking rabbits.
by Fatamigos November 17, 2025
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Humanoid Rabbit

So we, Bella, Aaron and me decided to go camping, Bella collected the sticks, I was collecting the rocks and Aaron was making the tents, I got back to the camping site basically,
We were waiting for Bella
But soon, We heard Bella scream “HELP ME!”
Aaron said “W-What’s going on?”
I said “CANT YOU SEE, WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BELLA, SHE PROBABLY JUST GOT SCARED AARON”
Aaron said “What if she’s in danger?”
I said “I DONT CARE, WE SHOULD FIND HER”
We went outside of the forest were we heard Bella, But she wasn’t there
We then heard a voice of Bella saying she was ok and was just joking
Aaron said “How could it be a joke? She scared you and me so badly so it’s not Bella!”
I said “Yea…She‘s Definitely an alternate version of Bella”
Aaron said “ Your still addicted to Analog Horror?”
I said “YES”
We went to the camping site, And she was not there right?
But when we left the camping site, This monster that was the size of a human, It was a rabbit like human?, A Humanoid Rabbit!
It mimicked Bella’s voice
We ran fast as we could to the car and Aaron was able to get a picture of That Rabbit thingy

Don’t worry I just made this story, it’s not real lol.
by The Humanoid Rabbit February 13, 2024
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