Your mum

A human that is your female birthgiver

Your mum is ugly.

by Sage4 December 10, 2021

Ya mum

Used after a question, generally as a joke or an "insult"

Ya mum.

by lily_wrote_this December 20, 2010

Review your mum

when your mum gets reviewed by the mailman

"Ding Dong"
Mailman: "Can I review your mum?"

by VoV123_ June 1, 2024

ur mum

another word for nigger

you are such a ur mum

by ExxonExxon February 16, 2022

Subhans mum

jake just did subhans mum

yo did you hear jake did Subhans mum

by Memeitus August 5, 2023

Jam-mum

A mother or and older woman (35-65) who’s personality is so basic that the most riveting activity they can do is make jam. They enjoy making jam and constantly talk about making jam. Similar to a wine mum but more wholesome (cause they’re quite nice) and wine is replaced with jam-making. They usually have the personality of a cardboard box and are either very Catholic/ toxic Christian or very agnostic. They usually hate the following:

* Controversy

* Movies and songs that swear
* Anything remotely ‘vulgar’

Jane: “Did you hear about Matilda’s party on Saturday?”
Alex: “Yeah.”
Jane:…”Ok? Are you going?”
Alex: “HA! NO! That woman’s party is probably the equivalent to the taste of sandpaper. She’s such jam-mum.”

by Fourfortunate4 July 5, 2022

Your Mum

A well-known woman that every other person on Earth seems to have fucked in some unwholesome matter at one time or another; especially on Xbox Live.

"Who's the slut in the pink boob tube?"
"Your mum."

by Project 571 March 8, 2013