Evan

The weirdo on the bus that thinks he’s funny but isn’t. Kinda funny but totally overrated. His looks are mediocre and he has no game.

“Look at Evan, such a weirdo”

by Mackdaddy123456 February 07, 2019

Evan

A fat gay trans bitch who fucks mason

He is martindale evan

by 12554357664 May 15, 2018

Evan

Evan is a really nice girl. She’s smart and kind and funny. If you ever meet an Evan, don’t break her heart. You’d regret it.

Y:Dude, I just said something mean to Evan!
Z: I told you so! I knew you’d regret it.

by elaineeeeeeeeeee October 20, 2021

Evan

the horniest man alive. mr steal your girl.

Watch your girlfriend around evan.

by big baller 123 November 22, 2021

evan

peak fashion

I strive to be an Evan one day.

by kanna banana May 10, 2022

Evan

Evan is my boyfriend. He can be annoying at times, but he’s very caring and kind. He’s always making sure I’m okay and I think it’s cute when he gives me weird nicknames.

Evan, I love you, but please lift the damn lid on the toilet so your piss isn’t everywhere.

by Olsiver November 29, 2020

Evans

an Evans is someone who seems happy but can definitely often be depressed on the inside but won’t show it. However Evans families are extremely tough and never back down!

“That guy is rough, who is he?”
“He’s an Evans.”
“That makes so much sense”

by creatorthetyler January 30, 2020