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kill 2 birds with 1 stoner

1.) To go shopping with a stoned friend for munchies and also pick up groceries you need.
2.) A situation where you have to run an errand and a friend tags because they either have something to do in the near where you're heading, want to pick up some weed from your destination, or both.
3.) A situation where a friend or friends are hanging out and toss money in to pick up some extra weed after finding out one of them already planned a deal for themselves.
A: Yeah, man. I'm about to pick up. He said he's about to head out the door in 10 minutes.
D: Mind if I kill 2 birds with 1 stoner and throw in some cash in to get myself some?
A: Sure, why not.

Eric: Me and Dave are gonna run out and pick up some food real quick. Do me a favor and save me a couple hits for when I get back sincr I haven't gotten a hit yet.
Dave: You hear him, we're killing 2 birds with 1 stoner. Let's roll.
by Fro (aka Smokey) May 4, 2020
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Stoner Soup

Gourmet soup usually made by someone after smoking marijuana. Normally made by boiling a "cream of.." soup and putting a soup can of minute rice in it.
by XXOVERMYHEADXX December 18, 2011
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stoner-mates

two stoner buddies that make a perfect match.

ex: smoking together, sometimes cuddling.
y’all are like stoner-mates”
by hoebae420 April 15, 2022
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Stoner Program

A program watched by people intoxicated by the lovely, Marijuana and find it funny!
"I watched Archer the other night, maaaaaaaate, it's such a stoner program!"
by Sefblau May 1, 2016
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Young Stoner Records

Streetwear clothing brand in which most popular saying is saying is ‘Just Spark It’ . Embodies the essence of ‘Talk is cheap’.
I bought a Just spark it T shirt from the clothing brand Young Stoner Records
by ysrtooflashy September 28, 2023
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stoner puke

When one who smokes marijuana coughs so deeply that they induce their third gag reflex (right above the opening to your stomach inside of the esophagus ), and vomits.
If I smoke in the mornings, I will almost always stoner puke.
That girl totally stoner puked into that case of beer.
No you can't smoke with us because you usually end up stoner puking.
by Another Roxtar December 3, 2013
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Stoner wallow

Stoner wallow is when a stoner is in the state of being broke and can not afford weed.
Jim: "Hey where is Alex"?
Mitch: "He's in his room having a stoner wallow".
by ellasbubbles January 24, 2019
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