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Minge crisis

An area or organisation where there are absolutely no shawtys.
“Wow you go to ICSM you must be so gassed”

“Nah wish I went to Nottingham instead, ICSM has a huge minge crisis”
by Registered_Nurse August 1, 2024
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Minge Crisis

An area or organisation with no shawtys, resulting in mingeflation.
"Wow you go to ICSM must be great"
"Nah wish I went to Nottingham instead, ICSM has a huge minge crisis."
by Registered_Nurse August 1, 2024
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Chicken Minge

The foul, forbidden zone of a chicken — their nasty little cloaca, aka the chicken's version of a vagina.
Rumored by the absolute worst kinds of degenerates to feel amazing and taste oddly good.

Because when you can’t skin them, what else is there to do with a chicken?
Hollow: "Chicken Minge on my desk, feels and tastes really great!"

Boneham: "Hollow ate all the chicken minge from the fridge in notts"

Raig: "I didn't know that hollow ate bonehams chicken minge from the fridge in notts until it was happening and already happened"

"He’s been alone too long — he's probably out there chasing some chicken minge."

"You ever get that desperate you start thinking chicken minge sounds alright? Seek help, bro."

"One bite and you’ll never look at KFC the same again."
by Aroxetem April 28, 2025
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Minge Migraine

When a woman has pains in or around their lady bits.
Hey how is your minge migraine? I hope you are feeling better.
by Dp5028 May 7, 2025
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Minge miffed

Caught in a fleeting feeling.
Bruised feelings.

Similar to butthurt.
Shes minge miffed after the bouncer wouldn't let her in the club and called her ugly.
by Emceenuget May 20, 2025
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Cheese Minge

A particularly gormless creature, whose leathery, greasy skin often crackles and splits due to copious amounts of class-A drug abuse. Its dark, sunken, dry eyes side-eye you upon approaching it and It has frequently been reported to have a filthy, fruity fetish for "older men" and "junkies". The blunt shattered teeth are visible to the naked eye from great distances and the scent of tuna fish and crack is a clear sign the infamous 'Cheese Minge' is in the vicinity. Approach with caution!
The existence of 'Cheese Minge' is widely debated, just due to the obscurity of its character.
by SADIE AND JACK.INC July 4, 2023
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