Man 1: Shit, I heard Trump has been elected as the next president.
Man 2: Yeah but imagine the edging climax you'll get at some point in the next 5 years, when someone tells you he's died.
4 years later.
Man 2: Did you hear Trumps dead!
Man 1: Urrghhhhhh!!!
Man 2: Yeah but imagine the edging climax you'll get at some point in the next 5 years, when someone tells you he's died.
4 years later.
Man 2: Did you hear Trumps dead!
Man 1: Urrghhhhhh!!!
by Zammo76 May 10, 2024

sexual way: pretending to give someone pleasure for them to orgasm but you don’t
non sexual way: teasing; pretending to do something but you don’t
non sexual way: teasing; pretending to do something but you don’t
by boiwhatthehellboi22 March 12, 2022

by Éric Shawn January 19, 2024

by Fatchick67 September 13, 2025

The act of subtlely edging in a public environment to where no one will know what you are up to. Typically requires a blanket and some pocket-sized travel lotion and tissues as a failsafe. If suspected, tucking between the cheeks is a last resort.
"John come on, you need to go to your next class, you've been in here at least 5 minutes after class ended!"
"Just hold on a sec man, I'm doing a cheeky edge"
"Just hold on a sec man, I'm doing a cheeky edge"
by ts-pmo February 21, 2024

Close to the end of one season, when you get a day or two of weather typical of the upcoming season.
Yesterday was below freezing, today it's 30 degrees warmer and sunny. Tomorrow is back to cold temperatures. I'm tired of this Seasonal Edging.
by B_CAT_B February 18, 2023

by trolled! August 9, 2024
