Chocolate Eclair

Having a shit in someones laptop then closing the lid so that it squidges out the bottom

i am going to give you a chocolate eclair if you carry on

by Deverill_is_the_bug_man July 28, 2011

Chocolate Jesus

A formed chocolate bar in the shape of the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ

I gave that self rightious preachy fat bitch a chocolate Jesus for Christmas. She loved it and then ate Christ's head.

by [e-mail] December 24, 2004

Box of chocolates

A mysterious box of candy (can be heart-shaped) in which one never picks the actual chocolates with confidence.

Yuck! After eating the chocolate with orange filling, I'm going to have to eat another 7 or 8 of these from the box of chocolates to wash down that nasty aftertaste.

by G Z April 7, 2009

Chocolate Gumdrop

When your girl is riding reverse cowgirl and pinches off a turd in your bellybutton

Every time jenn rides me reverse cowgirl i end up with a chocolate gumdrop!

by Jennnfromtheblock May 28, 2016

chocolate twizzler

Verb: Man or Girl takes their pants off, bends their knees and while shitting profoundly spins around in a circle, giving the stream of feces the twizzler look.

Dont fuck my grandmother she will give you some chocolate twizzlers when you pull out

by telemofop April 13, 2010

chocolate fluffernutter

a delicious sandwich that includes chocolate, marshmallows, and peanut butter, preferably pressed hot in a panini.

I was going to eat something healthy, but then I said, "Fuck it, I'll have a chocolate fluffernutter."

by eirishis February 12, 2008

Chocolate Cupcake

When a man poops in a toilet then proceeds to ejaculate on the poop. This Frosting the Chocolate Cupcake.

My day just doesn't feel right if I skip my morning chocolate cupcake.

by thewalrus April 8, 2017