forbidden chocolate

shit, excrement, poop. two girls one cup revolutionized this word.

hailey loves the forbidden chocolate.

by djf39390u3uf January 13, 2009

Chocolate Eclair

Having a shit in someones laptop then closing the lid so that it squidges out the bottom

i am going to give you a chocolate eclair if you carry on

by Deverill_is_the_bug_man July 28, 2011

Box of chocolates

A mysterious box of candy (can be heart-shaped) in which one never picks the actual chocolates with confidence.

Yuck! After eating the chocolate with orange filling, I'm going to have to eat another 7 or 8 of these from the box of chocolates to wash down that nasty aftertaste.

by G Z April 7, 2009

Chocolate Jesus

A formed chocolate bar in the shape of the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ

I gave that self rightious preachy fat bitch a chocolate Jesus for Christmas. She loved it and then ate Christ's head.

by [e-mail] December 24, 2004

Chocolate Mancake

When one man jizzes on a black man's ass.

Nick: "How was your night last night?"
Michael: "I got chocolate mancaked in the bathroom again."
Nick: "Wow thats rough"

by Orangemohawk October 19, 2010

Chocolate Wind

The act of sharting on someone's face. Higher degrees of a Chocolate Wind are the Chocolate Storm and the Chocolate Katrina

I was trying to give Sarah a hot lunch, but all i could muster was a Chocolate Wind

by fatgianthead December 10, 2006

chocolate throat

A build up of semen in throat. Can be fatal in some cases. Is worse in cases when cum has been drank from a goblet of some sort.

'yo dude did that girl give you a blowjob then?' 'shit yeah but she got really bad chocolate throat'

by money&shoes November 18, 2013