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zach

the best(and whitest) guy you will ever meet. everyone loves him. zach’s come off as players but really they are the softest kind of guys around. do not get me wrong, they will still act all manly around their friends, but they are a completely different person on the inside. they may seem like a frat boy, but they would much rather stay in and cuddle than go out. they are the perfect balance of party animal and chill. although they are very smart, they tend to be incredibly modest and don’t want to admit to it all the time. once they meet the one they want, there will be no going back for them or you. they flirt in subtle ways, but charming enough to get you interested. once they want to pursue you, they won’t stop until you fall for them too. the best things about zach’s are that they are not afraid to get down with you or your friends. he isn’t embarrassed easily, and is super fun when he is drunk(white girl karaoke). if zach is your boyfriend, he will spoil you, both in kisses and things you love. he is the softest boyfriend you will ever have, both inside and out. if you are lucky enough to have a zach in your life, hold onto them, although it might be hard for you to shake them off anyways even if you wanted to.
“damn that boy has the nicest ass i’ve ever seen !”
“he must be a zach”
by simp for you December 14, 2021
mugGet the zachmug.

belle and zach

the best mod duo known to TechMatters stream. They’re known to fuck every night, and always make stream a better place with their charming looks and amazing personalities.
Look at Belle and Zach, they’re such a perfect couple.
by bellybuttonbabe October 9, 2021
mugGet the belle and zachmug.

Zach

A very funny and kind person that always makes people smile. If you know a Zach then you are a very lucky person. He is not afraid to stand up for what he believes in. Zach’s are very good at making people feel loved and appreciated. Zach’s are very y’all.
That person is really tall he must be a Zach.
by Lamalexi November 15, 2019
mugGet the Zachmug.

Zaching

Zaching is a term which describes when an individual, typically a man, lacks a normal fight or flight response and instead freezes when confronted with potentially stressful situations.

This genetic mutation (Zach gene) was particularly dangerous during the times of early humans as it made the individual susceptible to predators. The extreme aversion to confrontation is what helped the Zachs survive an early death, before they could reproduce at age 45.

The Zach gene may also be triggered when approached by pretty ladies (or dudes).
Aggressive man in the club: Fuck you man, did you spike my girl's drink? I'll kick your ass

Zach: 🧍🧍🧍

A.Man: *begins his assault*

Zach: chill,chill, *n word*

Spectators: he's Zaching, won't even defend himself
by WesternMan613 June 17, 2022
mugGet the Zachingmug.

Zach beattie

Wonderful human who I love more than anything my bb

-eme
Zach beattie is mine and you can't have them
by Ememmeemmme April 24, 2021
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Zach

A man who loves swimming in pee. Usually seen outside of vape shops looking for emo children to befriend, despite being 18. Number 1 sweaty buff furry lover!!!
Guy 1: That guys breath smelt like straight doodoo
Guy 2: must be a zach
by Zachhater69 September 24, 2025
mugGet the Zachmug.

Zach Herron

A HOT BOY WHO CAN TAKE MY BABIES 🥵
MAN I CANT STIP DREAMING ABOUT THAT CUTE MOTHERFUCKER ZACH HERRON
by ZACH HERRON IS MINE BITCH October 26, 2019
mugGet the Zach Herronmug.

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