Zach beattie

Wonderful human who I love more than anything my bb

-eme

Zach beattie is mine and you can't have them

by Ememmeemmme April 24, 2021

Zach

The sweetest guy you'll ever meet. Once you bond and he likes you, he'll be there for the rest of your life.

Me and Zach are an amazingly incredible couple.

by Annie V. November 27, 2017

Zaching

Zaching is a term which describes when an individual, typically a man, lacks a normal fight or flight response and instead freezes when confronted with potentially stressful situations.

This genetic mutation (Zach gene) was particularly dangerous during the times of early humans as it made the individual susceptible to predators. The extreme aversion to confrontation is what helped the Zachs survive an early death, before they could reproduce at age 45.

The Zach gene may also be triggered when approached by pretty ladies (or dudes).

Aggressive man in the club: Fuck you man, did you spike my girl's drink? I'll kick your ass

Zach: 🧍🧍🧍

A.Man: *begins his assault*

Zach: chill,chill, *n word*

Spectators: he's Zaching, won't even defend himself

by WesternMan613 June 17, 2022

Zach Osterhage

The cutest little siege player youll ever meet. Osama bin Laden fanboy. Although his hair is greasy he is still a complete lassie getter.

Omg is that Zach Osterhage

I think my uterus just exploded cause he so damn fine i just want him to rail me

by Hockeyboss721 September 11, 2020

Zach schoenrock

A angry vaping leprechaun don’t let this kid near your mnt dew he’s gonna go wild

Dude have you ever seen zach schoenrock he lives under the bridge

by Olllman March 29, 2023

Zach

He do be cute doe

Man, Zach pretty heckin cute.

by lauren_islegit August 19, 2020

zach herron

a cheater ... very talented young boy but should never have broke kay’s heart and isnt a good role model for doing so. learn from your mistakes!!!

did you hear about zach herron?

that singer who cheated... yea he’s a player.

by Up the flaps November 24, 2019