velociraptor with jet-pack and scissors

A velociraptor with a jet-pack attached to it, with scissors.
normally used to kill everything in a room or open space, may be more dangerous than an a-bomb...if used properly.
no one knows where it was first invented, but there is a theory that it was created by the nazis while researching the effects of chlorine on kittens.

holy f***ing s*** its a velociraptor with jet-pack and scissors!

by that guy you dont really know April 19, 2010

now you're cooking with gas

Generally referring to someone going from average mental output to a better, more genius level of thought.

Person A: "I think I'm gonna stop doing all this complicated math by hand and start using a calculator."

Person B: "Now you're cooking with gas!"

by Stormcastle October 15, 2010

fuck me with your giant cock

why the fuck would you look that up? psycopath

seriously dude, why are you looking up fuck me with your giant cock on urban dictionary

by largebbc April 17, 2020

friends with minor benefits

These are two individuals, usually a male and a female, who occasionally engage in noncoital sexual behavior (most often masturbation but possibly other forms) without being lovers or having any long-term commitment. Usually this is done on an infrequent basis if one or the other is in need. Think of this as one possible and occasional outcome of a strong friendship between a man and a woman. I hope this definition does not offend.

While Tom and Jennifer's relationship was usually Platonic, sometimes theirs devolved into that of 'friends with minor benefits.'

by eViL pOp TaRt April 27, 2006

Within Temptation

A BRILLANT gothic rock band who come from the Netherlands, and have an amazing sound. They have two albums out, 'Mother Earth' and 'Silent Force', and both aren't as popular as they deserve to be.

Like Evanescence but more raw. SO GOOOOOOOOOD! (Their best songs *I think* are 'Aquarius', 'It's the fear' and 'Angels'.)

by Quirkycat January 2, 2005

beast with two backs

A man and woman engaged in an act of sexual intercourse. An expression whose usage dates at least as early 1604, being mentioned in Shakespeare's Othello.

Your girlfriend and your bestfriend are making the beast with two backs.

by Lenee January 22, 2007

Fish with Titties

n. Something completely insane or nonsensical.

"You crazier than a fish with titties if you think I'm gonna let you smoke that shit up in my car."

by Cookies for Pilgrims February 27, 2008