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midget waffle

Male midgets stacked on top of each other, naked, where ones midgets dick is stuck in the other midgets ass. Like a stack of waffles. Must be a minimum of 3 midgets.
These dudes all standing together like a giant midget waffle.
by StagHunter December 31, 2019
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Elvis waffle

Belgian waffle stuffed with freshly sliced bananas, drizzled with peanut butter, and topped with chocolate chips. Often served with two eggs and two stops of bacon or sausage links.
You know what will cure this hangover? An Elvis waffle.
by Asparagus Feta-Quiche August 12, 2018
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fresh waffle

A waffle, that has been made freshly.
Lexa just made a fresh waffle.

Yo, that’s tight.
by BigPapaEJ January 19, 2018
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Blue Waffles

Something you really should look up on google or any other browser. (Please do it. I went through pain.....)
Steve: Hey Brad!! Do you have Blue Waffles?
Brad: Jerk!!!

Steve: I meant blueberry waffles, PERVERT!!
Brad: What is Blue waffles?? I was mad that you wanted my last waffle.
Steve: Look it up!
Brad's mind: (This is soooo hot i think im going to cum!)
Brad's pants: Splat!!
Steve: Fuck you get out of this fucking house!
Steve and Brad's Mom: What is that on your phone and pants Brad????
Brad: Ok I will move out after I tell you.
by MyFriendHasAFootFetish July 17, 2019
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rhino waffle

When a woman has a large vagina, which hosts a larger than normal protruding clitoris that stabs you like a rhino.
Wes was getting it in with this deaf chick, and when he went down on her he got stabbed in the eye by her rhino waffle; now they're both disabled.
by booty hooty September 13, 2016
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Twat waffle

A twat that resembles a folded waffle.
Her jeans were so tight , her twat waffle was on full display
by Bostonbrian80 March 14, 2017
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Ass waffle

Someone being a meany
Omg he’s such an ass waffle
by IeatA$S February 16, 2019
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