internet hermit

Someone whose main contact with human society is through the internet.

Every time I look out my window I see that guy in the next building in front of his computer. He' there at all hours. Doesn't he have a job to go to? I think he's just an internet hermit.

by wicked son July 9, 2011

Internet Ho

A person who is addicted to the internet. They have multiple sites that they sign up for i.e. myspace, facebook, black planet, multiply, hoverspot, etc.

Jennifer is an internet ho because I saw her page on myspace, facebook, multiply, and saw her again on tagged.

by Question009 June 29, 2009

Internet Fuckboy

A guy who messages every single girl at school but is to shy to really talk to them. For example you may be talking/DM to a guy that may like you but in real life is just a creep.

OMG I THINK CHRIS LIKE ME!!-Ameila
No hes just an Internet Fuckboy- Nicole

by october2401 May 29, 2016

Internet Boys

A guy/boy that has opinions on internet forums mainly about techs/games/tvshows etc. Wanks tirelessly and has a good internet connection, might even VPN so he can endulge the freedom that the internet provides for him. He is not a rare sight in these days as internet boys have taking over with their researched facts.

Me. Why do my laptop keep shutting down?
Internet boy: Eh.. Try 2133 mhz and cmos with a dell fork
Me: Sorry i don´t understand
Internet boy: Sends link that only internet boys understands
Me: I´m so estupido, why! I wish i had more tech skills like that internet boy.

These are the times for nerds! God damn you Big Bang Theory!

by Mathildemoelk June 29, 2018

won the internet

When on social media one says, does, or expresses something that just blows everyone's mind.

Chris just posted an epic poem about monster trucks, beer & Kid Rock. Sarah commented that he just won the internet.

by Justinsideyou October 31, 2020

Internet Tease

A female that takes explicit pics & posts them publicly onto an internet site & expects guys to give them a respectful response out of their pics.

INTERNET TEASE
Girl: "I'm So Sexy!" (pic caption example)
Guy: "can I tap that hun?"
Girl: "Hell NO Perv!"

by Rosalita lol March 12, 2011

Internet Ninja

Someone who can find anyone's address on the internet with little to no work at all.

Tristan: Ruthie found my address out yesterday. She must be a Grade A stalker.
Selena: Yeah, I know. She's such an Internet Ninja

by SkilletIsInvincible October 30, 2011