Songwriting syndrome

When a song is too fast and too messy to sound good.

Why isn't this sounding good?
I think it's suffering from the songwriting syndrome...

by metallica3000 August 9, 2012

Heffernan's Syndrome

AKA as Balanitis Swollen foreskin in the Orthopaedic surgery patient.

Wow!, Look at the Heffernan's Syndrome on that Ortho Patient!!!!! Holy F^#%in S*!T!!!!!!

by JMCG2222 December 15, 2011

White Syndrome

A male or female, that for one reason or another, feels the need to be dating somebody of the opposite or same sex all the time.

oh man, that guy has a bad case of White Syndrome. He just broke up with his girlfriend, and now his going out with another chick

by MC-UbER November 16, 2011

Lagoa Syndrome

an incurable disease which causes a person to have the inability to keep something to ones self, a talker, blabber mouth
this person usually seems friendly nice and trustworthy, is very easy on the eye and uses this to their advantage.
this person will lure you in til you give them juicy gossip and secrets and tell you to your face over and over '' your secret is safe with me'' or ''don't worry i wont tell anyone''
this person is also the type of person once you sleep with them or have any type of sexual contact with them as soon as they leave they will pick up their phone n tell your business to the next person.
CAUTION: when dealing with these types of people it can be heartbreaking, embarrassing, upsetting, and reputation breaking

ANY PERSON SUFFERING FROM lagoa syndrome IS NOT MARRIAGE, BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND, OR UNDERCOVER bedbuddy MATERIAL ... IT WILL BACKFIRE IN YOUR FACE

No secret is safe with any person who suffers from Lagoa Syndrome.

my all time crush and i finally hooked up and the very next day everyone knew about it... i think he suffers from lagoa syndrome!

heart breaking , lagoa , syndrome bed buddy disease undefined bed buddie

by scorncadet July 1, 2011

Sweaterman Syndrome

A disorder in which overconsumption of alcohol--specifically beer--induces a large, jiggling midsection that causes the sufferer to wear sweaters on a daily basis.

His development of sweaterman syndrome decreased his mediocre score on the Attractiveness/Accessibility Scale substantially.

by youdabestttt November 2, 2011

Pharma Syndrome

instead of brain there is pharma (transformers)

person without pharma Syndrome:

"woah man you have pharma Syndrome"

person with pharma Syndrome: "pharma"

by DEMIPLIERR June 9, 2023

Oppi syndrome

Playing chel with oppi once and develop a ego = Oppi syndrome

You have such an ego do you have Oppi syndrome?

by Jrze042404 February 27, 2023