tiburon driver

Someone who drives a slow car and thinks they’re cool af. Typically hates every other car owner because they can’t accept that their car is Gaaaaaayyyy.

That tiburon driver thinks they’re soo cool. Who’s gonna tell him it’s not a race car?

by Friendofadude02 April 27, 2019

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Dodge Ram Driver

Gods drunkest drivers

Hey man are you sober?

No man, im a dodge ram driver

by 3/4TonForYaMomma May 28, 2025

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Good driver

Not a woman

Woman : I can drive !

Man 1 : No you can’t Women aren’t good drivers
Man 2 : yeah you always curb the car

by KitsuneSuper August 6, 2021

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King of the warehouse. Sits there all day and cracks the whip on fellow coworkers. Much like rulers of ancient Egypt he is a god and not to be disobeyed. You dislike his arrogance but need him to move heavy objects at the same time. Call your forklift driver. Work smarter not harder.

Oh Johnny we better get back to work here comes Damon our forklift driver and hes in charge today.

Hey forklift driver can you come move this heavy pallet for me I am weak af and have a fragile body.

Janey: OMG forklift driver your my hero!!!!
Damon: Oh yeah I got balls of steel on this forklift. May I have your number Janey.

by Da Bomb Diggity CG March 26, 2024

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