A computer can't function without an operating system

A total lie usually mentioned in computer textbooks when talking about operating systems. Older computers sometimes do not have an operating system, so this is totally a lie because these computers can still function. Also, even modern computers can make use of the Basic Input Output System (BIOS) to do some basic tasks such as viewing and changing the date.

School textbooks: "A computer can't function without an operating system!"
1930s computer operator: "wtf is that"

by 48GI5N32D3D November 26, 2023

Bug in the system

Person at work that is always trying to get people pissed off or pit them against each other

Everything was fine until she got here. She’s a bug in the system.

by SiL3Nt J September 22, 2023

Legal system determined mental incompetence

Nonono I drew the parallel but that isn't the fundamental claim

Hym "It's that he has a level of Legal system determined mental incompetence that prevents him from truly consent. It's fucking ridiculous."

by Hym Iam April 3, 2024

Asshole Recognition System (ARS)

The Asshole Recognition System (ARS) is a futuristic bidtech (bidet technology) leveraging AI and image recognition to ensure a hands-free, paperless toileting experience. Incorporating Precision Fecal Targeting (PFT) as well as Adaptive Butt Monitoring (ABM) the Asshole Recognition System is able to achieve an impressive 99.5% Shit Elimination Ratio (SER).

My ass was so swollen and wrecked from aggressive wiping, but now is ridiculously clean and ready to take on any challenge of the day. Thank you Asshole Recognition System (ARS)!

by CleanAssLover April 29, 2025

Wii gaming system

the Wii is the most gayest and most retarded gaming system out there and u cant even play any violent games on it except call of duty butt its really complicated.

retard : 0h the Wii is the 3est!!!!! DeRp

smart person: no its not PS4 and X-box one are a lot bet Wii gaming system sucks!!

by the correct answer January 13, 2015

bleed the system

The act of draining a substance while, simultaneously, consuming said substance.

Example 1:

I really had to drop a deuce mid dinner, so instead of letting it get cold, I bled the system; I finished it while on the can.

Example2:

Q: where's Squirty?

P: he went to the bathroom to bleed the system.

Q: bleeding the system?

P: he didn't want to leave his beer unattended so he took it with him to piss.

Q: atta' boy, no sense in sobering up mid piss!

by hurtn squirtn February 3, 2012

System pop

When a dudes car stereo blows up and won’t work

Bro that system pop was hilarious I can’t believe we were lucky enough to see it happen

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023