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Cool Story Blow

when someones on your dick accussing you of sommin stupid

on your dick like a blowjob
''did you complete a bowel movement and release a stool upon my unsuspecting dog''

''cool story blow''

''did you deplete your bladder on my toilet''

''cool story blow''

''did you cut the brakes on my wheelchair''

''cool story blow''
by MozeleyBaby November 24, 2010
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Bedtime Story

An unexpected reception of a sexual act from another person at night, in one's bed.
Shawn thought Sara had gone home, but she returned to give him a bedtime story
by Vpdotcom March 28, 2009
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Shami girl stories

a shami girl stories can be a boy or a girl stories which it contains usually flowers, googled arabic words, old arabic songs, coffee
This guy posts a shami girl stories
by The moody girl November 17, 2020
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Kelly Ciglar Story

If she starts telling a story be prepared to have 7 mini conversations and 19 other stories thrown into it because she can’t stay focused!
Is this going to be a Kelly Ciglar Story?
by Peaches0926 July 19, 2017
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pippy long story

Someone who turns a 30 second story in to a 15 minute speech.
Matt is such a pippy long story. Whenever Matt starts a story, just know that you need a fresh drink and a snack because you're going to be there for 30 minutes!
by pharmbored December 5, 2020
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toy story drunk

When you go to bed with a buzz and wake up with a woody
by thegleekster December 24, 2020
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you're telling the story

A loose way of suggesting you are off topic with an assumption.
by Hvaccess April 22, 2016
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