Alarm... Snooze... Alarm... Snooze.... Alarm... SHIIIIIT!
Even when we know we should probably get up or we will be late we convince ourselfs that sleeping ten miniutes wont hurt, then we repeat and repeat untill we are about half an hour late then blame our alarm.
Even when we know we should probably get up or we will be late we convince ourselfs that sleeping ten miniutes wont hurt, then we repeat and repeat untill we are about half an hour late then blame our alarm.
Beep beep.
Oh 10 more miniutes
Beep beep
*smacks snooze button*
Beep Beep
Go away... OH SHIT IS THAT THE TIME???
*Jumps out of bed muttering "Stupid Snooze Syndrome. !"*
Oh 10 more miniutes
Beep beep
*smacks snooze button*
Beep Beep
Go away... OH SHIT IS THAT THE TIME???
*Jumps out of bed muttering "Stupid Snooze Syndrome. !"*
by Anna's February 07, 2010
by metallica3000 March 24, 2012
A chromosomal disorder when each time you like a new girl, a new penis grows out of your scrotum. This allows you to have sex with all your crushes at the same time.
It's going to be a nightmare when you put a guy with polypenis syndrome into a room full of hot chicks.
by Ploopy cereals May 18, 2017
Noun
- Someone who is incredibly ignorant or stupid beyond any standard of reason.
- Someone who holds relatively extreme forms of ignorant beliefs.
- Someone who is impressionable or inclined to gravitate towards extreme or otherwise ridiculously ignorant beliefs/ideologies.
- Someone who is incredibly ignorant or stupid beyond any standard of reason.
- Someone who holds relatively extreme forms of ignorant beliefs.
- Someone who is impressionable or inclined to gravitate towards extreme or otherwise ridiculously ignorant beliefs/ideologies.
by MadCentre January 26, 2013
When a large amount of people (usually online/in games) in a group use the same nickname as a popular character or person.
"I started playing this MMO recently, but why are there so many people named Kirito?"
"That's the power of Kirito Syndrome mate, everyone wants to be like him."
"That's the power of Kirito Syndrome mate, everyone wants to be like him."
by MisfortuneFeeva February 15, 2020
by Jennni December 03, 2019
When someone is extremely afraid of masturbation. This is in reference to the founder of Kellogg's cereal because he thought that corn flakes would stop masturbation, thought that circumcision was a cure for many unrelated diseases, thought that pain killer sure not be used in circumcision so that it would be like a punishment, and often burned the clitoris.
-I think my parents have Kellogg Syndrome. They walk in on me and lost their minds!
- No way i'm doing that! Its too noisy. My parents have Kellogg Syndrome and would kill me if they found out I beat my meat on a regular basis!
- No way i'm doing that! Its too noisy. My parents have Kellogg Syndrome and would kill me if they found out I beat my meat on a regular basis!
by tyster_gunner June 05, 2017