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Lagoa Syndrome

an incurable disease which causes a person to have the inability to keep something to ones self, a talker, blabber mouth
this person usually seems friendly nice and trustworthy, is very easy on the eye and uses this to their advantage.
this person will lure you in til you give them juicy gossip and secrets and tell you to your face over and over '' your secret is safe with me'' or ''don't worry i wont tell anyone''
this person is also the type of person once you sleep with them or have any type of sexual contact with them as soon as they leave they will pick up their phone n tell your business to the next person.
CAUTION: when dealing with these types of people it can be heartbreaking, embarrassing, upsetting, and reputation breaking

ANY PERSON SUFFERING FROM lagoa syndrome IS NOT MARRIAGE, BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND, OR UNDERCOVER bedbuddy MATERIAL ... IT WILL BACKFIRE IN YOUR FACE
No secret is safe with any person who suffers from Lagoa Syndrome.

my all time crush and i finally hooked up and the very next day everyone knew about it... i think he suffers from lagoa syndrome!

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by scorncadet July 1, 2011
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cait syndrome

when your head is full of cait
all you can think of is cait
there's cait instead of brain
you're addicted to cait
namir loves cait to an unhealthy level
namir only think about cait , he has cait syndrome
by hornybrah April 21, 2021
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Fieldys Syndrome

Rare disease of the sudden failure of the liver that took the life of up next Bay Area rapper AJHUNCHO

Gone too soon
“Dude AJ hasn’t posted in days!”
“Bro... Fieldys Syndrome got him...”
by Herry Stim July 21, 2018
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Sweaterman Syndrome

A disorder in which overconsumption of alcohol--specifically beer--induces a large, jiggling midsection that causes the sufferer to wear sweaters on a daily basis.
His development of sweaterman syndrome decreased his mediocre score on the Attractiveness/Accessibility Scale substantially.
by youdabestttt November 2, 2011
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Dundee Syndrome

A disease found in people from Dundee, Scotland that causes people to have a "I don't give a fuck" attitude. These people are also delusional, can't drive for shit and are a menace to society.
Person 1: Man This stupid person ran me off the

road.

Person 2: Well we are in Dundee

Person 1: Oh no wonder almost everyone here

has the Dundee Syndrome disease.
by xxracth54xx May 16, 2022
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Philip syndrome

When a person go’s crazy and loses their mind over Jokes and harmless comments found mostly in Hailey’s and Karen’s the Philip syndrome is a developing mental illness
She suffers from Philip syndrome and is offended easily by the most harmless jokes and comments
by Koolaid man May 3, 2021
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emoji syndrome

when you use emojis after every sentence 😛
i have emoji syndrome😸
i like alex elmslie😜
yeah😋
by yeah you got that yummy yum August 13, 2020
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