Toy Storying

Act of fingerbanging a girl whilst on a date watching a movie in the theater.

Dude I was totally Toy Storying her last night while watching Safe house.

by ArticPencil February 21, 2012

Cool Story Blow

when someones on your dick accussing you of sommin stupid

on your dick like a blowjob

''did you complete a bowel movement and release a stool upon my unsuspecting dog''

''cool story blow''

''did you deplete your bladder on my toilet''

''cool story blow''

''did you cut the brakes on my wheelchair''

''cool story blow''

by MozeleyBaby November 22, 2010

Bedtime Story

An unexpected reception of a sexual act from another person at night, in one's bed.

Shawn thought Sara had gone home, but she returned to give him a bedtime story

by Vpdotcom March 28, 2009

sex story

The contents of your trash can.

This sex story is the shit... tiest.

by TidePodIngebrigtsen69 April 01, 2017

Shit Story Syndrome

Perpetual tendency to tell bad stories. There is always one person in a group who rambles about some random bullshit that happens in their boring life, usually oblivious to the total disinterest of those around. The unfortunate recipient of the verbal diarrhoea if usually forced to choke up an occasional polite 'Mm-hmm' and 'Interesting'.

Severe cases of shit story syndrome result in prolonged uncomfortable silences, quick change of topic, and somebody exclaiming 'cool story, bro'

'Why are you so late?'
'I was on the phone to Maria. She kept going on about her gran's childhood vacation, but I stopped listening about two minutes in.'
'Yeah, I don't blame you. She has shit story syndrome.'

by Alkjjhhg May 29, 2016

toy story drunk

When you go to bed with a buzz and wake up with a woody

last christmas I was toy story drunk

by thegleekster December 24, 2020

you're telling the story

A loose way of suggesting you are off topic with an assumption.

Hey, you're telling the story fuck face.

by Hvaccess January 11, 2016