''did you complete a bowel movement and release a stool upon my unsuspecting dog''
''cool story blow''
''did you deplete your bladder on my toilet''
''cool story blow''
''did you cut the brakes on my wheelchair''
''cool story blow''
''cool story blow''
''did you deplete your bladder on my toilet''
''cool story blow''
''did you cut the brakes on my wheelchair''
''cool story blow''
by MozeleyBaby November 24, 2010

by Vpdotcom March 28, 2009

by mermaid102 February 24, 2020

a shami girl stories can be a boy or a girl stories which it contains usually flowers, googled arabic words, old arabic songs, coffee
by The moody girl November 17, 2020

If she starts telling a story be prepared to have 7 mini conversations and 19 other stories thrown into it because she can’t stay focused!
by Peaches0926 July 19, 2017

A feel-good news story that covers a good deed but often fails to cover or ask what caused that person to said deed.
Named after the countless feel-good stories of school students raising money to pay off lunch debt that don't ask why students need to worry about being able to afford food.
Named after the countless feel-good stories of school students raising money to pay off lunch debt that don't ask why students need to worry about being able to afford food.
"Jimmy here has raised $20,000 to keep 30 live puppies from being vaporized by the Puppy-Incenerator 5000. Next up, we have yet another heart-warming lunch debt story."
by E bough February 2, 2023

“Never Ending Story”
When you take a sticky shit and keep wiping till the toilet paper is almost gone.
When you take a sticky shit and keep wiping till the toilet paper is almost gone.
Went to the club last night couldn’t leave till two. Got stuck in the bathroom with a never ending story.
by Flaming hoe Cheeto February 26, 2019
