Shopping channel - syndrome

You know you have Shopping channel - syndrome, when:

- You buy something completely frivolous, just because it's been marketed to you by people with smiling faces.

- When you buy something in the belief, that if you had one you'd use it every single day (ex. bench press), but after finally buying it you use it for a while and then leave it to rot in your basement

- Also, if you buy a product just for the positive image you have in you're head of having one

Marcus finally bought the punching bag he'd been dreaming of, used it for a couple of weeks, and now it just dangles from the ceiling reminding him of his Shopping channel - syndrome

by B0hem September 29, 2010

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Shopping Cart Grill

A common tradition from the UK where you place a shopping cart on a fire and use it as a grill to cook food on

Lad 1: "Hey fella, we found a tesco shopping cart and we're having a shopping cart grill in the woods, you coming?"

Lad 2: "Sounds good, i'll bring my nans stew."

by SweetBBQRibs December 14, 2021

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banana shopping cart

When yo lady is on all fours and you pick her up by her ankles while you are fucking her from behind. Then your friends paint their dicks yellow and fill her like a shopping cart. For an added special touch you can put a grocery bag over her head.

Hey bro wanna come over tonight and banana shopping cart my girl?

by BobertYellowBalls November 10, 2018

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shopping cart gridlock

When you are grocery shopping during the rush hour and you can't get through the aisle because there are too many carts in the way, can't back up either because other shoppers piled in behind you and nobody can move.

I can't get to the tostada chips & jalapeno cheese dip, I'm stuck in shopping cart gridlock...

by Gulf Coast Beach Bum July 29, 2013

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