Knock, Knock Motherfucker

When you are urinating when suddenly you need to violently shit. Then, you stop pissing and turn around, firmly pressing your puckered ass onto the seat and unloading an ungodly amount of assham into that poor, poor toilet.

Larry: "Damn, I thought you were taking a leak!"

Jim: "Yeah, sorry. I had a Knock, Knock Motherfucker moment."

Larry: "A what now?"

by The mystery shitter April 27, 2022

Fraggle Knocked

when a foreign object takes you by surprise and hits you right on the butthole

Getting James’d: when a foreign object takes you by surprise and hits you right on the butthole

“Yo. Did you see that chick at the petting zoo get Fraggle Knocked by the shovel when the wind blew it right between her bent over butt cheeks?”

by Estelle21 April 12, 2024

knock a borrow

borrow money

man let me knock a borrow

by crazyhoohhh12 September 7, 2017

knock your cock off

when you piss off some inbred chick and she karate chop your dick and it turns black and falls off.

Hey you dipshit, that angry bitch tried to knock your cock off!

by zombie vagina July 12, 2018

Knob knocking

Knob knocking is used to describe ones action of extreme dick eating. Used when one or a group of people start heavy criticisms on one or more people.

Coach is knob knocking.

by Kidthatplayscenter October 3, 2019

cracker knock

Basically white people knocking on your door and running away

John did a cracker knock on Mr. May's house

by Cat 🐱🐱🐈 December 14, 2017

Knock

New york slang for gun

He got a knock on him, so keep an eye on him.

by Real drill man June 24, 2022