shyla-jade

the fattest of the fatty patty's the most outrageous heffa to exsist.

"shyla-jade is morbidly obsese. stupid heffa."

by shyla jade September 4, 2023

Jadeed

One of the greatest humans alive. Someone called Jadeed is someone who you can always rely on, and someone who is always there for you.

“See that person over there, they are always super nice and supportive”
“That must be a Jadeed, I love Jadeeds so much”
“Yeah me too!”

by Zeglian November 23, 2021

jade

a super super super duper gay girl who loves pussy

god jade is gay

by british pussy July 20, 2022

Jade Abyss

Slang term for Asian vagina. Used primarily to describe prostitutes or loose women.

I went to Thailand and fell right into that Jade Abyss.

by Hagfish66 February 25, 2019

ricky jade jones

a beast of a man

see that ricky jade jones over there oh thats just a goat easily confused

by ROBINI123 May 24, 2022

Jade

Jade is a really bummy person. Despite having a really luxurious name, their character does not match their name as they really suck as a human being.

“Why are you acting like Jade right now?”

by Chronic_illness1 March 23, 2025

jade

Jade is a Beautiful girl. She makes almost everyone laugh, even when she doesn't try. She loves mascara, crewneck sweaters, and hot Cheetos.She trusts until she can't anymore, but only because you gave her a reason. She is loyal and sensitive.Don't mess with her or her friends, she'll make you regret it. She's not so popular and has been through so much. she's mostly known as "Rickies gf at school."

Someone: Omg jade is beautiful!!
someone #2: ikr I wish I was like jade

by jade.loves.mascara May 14, 2022