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dp handshake

A sex act, wherein one hand is inserted into both the anus, and vagina, and contact between the hands is made through the membranes separating the two tracts. Also known as a 'DP High-5'.
Aaron: Dude, you go out with that chick last night?
Sam: Bro... Yeah... Fucked up too.
Aaron: Oh yeah? You tag that shit?
Sam: Gave her the DP Handshake, bro.
Aaron: No way!
Sam: Way. It was really weird. I don't recommend it.
by Don's Johnson November 28, 2017
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Ramsgate Handshake

Where a female has anal sex with a man via a double ended dildo.
'Don't worry you're not gay, I'm a lady'
Don't worry, your not gay I'm a lady, I'm just giving you a ramsgate handshake.
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by Eurodog June 1, 2024
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classy handshake

A classy handshake is performed by grasping with a firm grip an individual's hand with your right and with you left hand cupping the individual's elbow. Eye contact amplifies the class lvl 2 times.
Wow I felt great about that business deal but when Steve offered me that classy handshake I felt even better.
by He gets it May 28, 2016
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Tennessee Handshake

Sitting on your hand until it's numb and then proceeding to using the other one to jerk off with the numb hand.
Jessie said she was too tired last night so I gave myself a Tennessee handshake, it's pretty much the same thing.
by Kinney Olaso August 18, 2024
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Leprechaun handshake

When your wife or girlfriend gives you a hand job on St. Patrick’s Day.
Dude, I met this girl at a party last night and she gave me a leprechaun handshake!
by Rrosengurg12453 March 17, 2020
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Emergency Handshake

A mediocre dodgeball team comprised of approximately eight individuals who, although are all very impressive individually, stand very little chance in winning anything as a group.
"Did you guys see Emergency Handshake yesterday?"
"Naw, who would want to watch a bunch of amateurs?"
by Gloomhaven March 3, 2010
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Handshake

When I had sex with her for the first time I had to be a gentleman and give her holes a handshake.
by Caulkcogan October 17, 2020
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