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ASS-CO (asymptomatic covid)

A Public Health term: an easy to understand concept that dumb motherfuckers still ignore.
DOCTOR: Sir, your physical exam is fine, but your COVID test is positive, meaning you are an asymptomatic COVID carrier. Do you wear a mask?

ME: Asswhaaahh, bruh? Naw, I feel good! How a mask gonna help? My ass ain’t infected!

DOCTOR: I wouldn’t recommend wearing it there. You strike me as a pleasant, but obnoxiously stubborn man. As an ASS-CO (Asymptomatic COVID) carrier, you’ll need to quarantine yourself for two weeks and wear a mask more consistently, to prevent the airborne spread of COVID. Also take these pills.

ME: Quarra-what? Ass Mask whaaa? Masks kill people! Nobody wore a mask and lived, EVER! Masks are just a fuckin conspiracy from the MMI (mask manufacturing illuminati). …wut Pills?

DOCTOR: Magic Brain Pills (MBPs) that will temporarily make you smart enough to wear the ASS-CO mask over your mouth AND nose. As we cheerfully say in healthcare, “Don’t be a dumb cunt who can’t wear a mask correctly!”
by Magic Brain Pills September 6, 2020
mugGet the ASS-CO (asymptomatic covid)mug.

co-aunt-in-law

Spouse's pibling's wife.
co-aunt-in-law.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
mugGet the co-aunt-in-lawmug.

co-first-cousin-once-removed-in-law

Spouse's first-cousin-once-removed's spouse.
My co-first-cousin-once-removed-in-law is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
mugGet the co-first-cousin-once-removed-in-lawmug.

Co-pot

A co-pot is when everyone grows from shared seeds and enjoys shared buds. Together preferably. Like a co-op but for pot.
A co-pot is a pot co-op.
by MknWdsUP October 10, 2021
mugGet the Co-potmug.

Co Za Asy

"Co za asy" translates from Polish as "how ace". Google Translate gives you "what aces", but go figure. In other words, it's being used sarcastically in the face of an epic fail.
Guy 1: "Was he just throwing his couch through the window in his underwear?"

Guy 2: "Co Za Asy!"
by .//Gonz March 21, 2011
mugGet the Co Za Asymug.

Co-sign

To allow other people to have sex with a person you have had sex with. Term can range from a hook-up to an ex.
Man do you want her? I co-sign her.

OR

I’m into her. I don’t co-sign anyone fucking her.
by Wackboysouthere July 31, 2018
mugGet the Co-signmug.

step-co-sibling-in-law

Spouse's stepsibling's spouse.
step-co-sibling-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
mugGet the step-co-sibling-in-lawmug.

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